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South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.)

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Follow for psycho-energetic forecasts (P.E.M.s) tracking emergent manifestations along Haunt Inflection Zone (HIZ). Ex Palude, Gnosis. Seeking recruits JOIN HERE: http://sfap.site Signal: sfap.305 Source: S.F.A.P. data-bot, Cutler Bay, FL #Fictional

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South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · Jan 16

Are you observing strange phenomena in South Florida? Tell us about it here:

It’s just the QR code to our SFAP.305 signal account

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 2h

P.E.F. for Fisher Island: Membrane aura down to Aquamarine. Check the records for any activity in last 24 months related to a capsized boat, no survivors on board #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 10h

P.E.F. for Surfside: Membrane aura dipping into Chocolate. Seeking verification of social media chatter re: a capsized boat, no survivors on board #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 18h

P.E.F. for Granada: Membrane aura oozing Powder Blue. Requesting psychic reading for another mass involuntary menstruation event (third this month, SFAP needs more female members to investigate) #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 1d

P.E.F. for Aventura: Membrane aura down to Purple. Seeking verification of social media chatter re: a white goat leaving trail of bloody human handprints #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 1d

P.E.F. for River Oaks: Membrane aura gushing into Fire Engine Red. Stay alert for a female kindergartener speaking undentifiable "native" language #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 1d

P.E.F. for Shenandoan: Membrane aura bursting into Sepia. Requesting on-site energetic sample of sudden algal blooms #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 2d

P.E.F. for Victoria Park: Membrane aura manifesting as Light Pink. Be mindful of a "cursed" object discovered at home of Real Estate Commissioner #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 2d

P.E.F. for Hialeah: Membrane aura transitioning to Verdigris. Stay alert for wooden crucifix at church leaking feces, not blood #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 2d

P.E.F. for Ocean Ridge: Membrane aura cycling through variations of Harvest Gold. I can't believe I'm typing this but: lakes full of piranha #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 3d

P.E.F. for Bal Harbour: Membrane aura slowly jelling into Salmon. Seeking verification of social media chatter re: a deep, pervasive sadness in localized population #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 3d

P.E.F. for Knockemdown Key: Membrane aura bursting into Brick Red. Any nearby SFAP members, please arrive on scene and take readings of a deep, pervasive sadness in localized population #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 3d

P.E.F. for Homestead: Membrane aura oozing Violet Red. Keep an eye out for a capsized boat, no survivors on board #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 4d

P.E.F. for Palm Springs: Membrane aura flowing into Banana Yellow. Cross-check SFAP codex re: Governor public diahrrea episode, blames "political witchcraft" #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 4d

P.E.F. for Carnestown: Membrane aura congealing into a shade of Twilight Lavender. Please verify current report of a decrease in salinity #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 4d

P.E.F. for Kice Island: Membrane aura manifesting as Light Coral. Pay attention for flaring tempers #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 5d

P.E.F. for Lauderhill: Membrane aura now presents as Gray. Requesting on-site physical sample of short-circuiting electric vehicle batteries #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 5d

P.E.F. for Ponce de Leon Bay: Membrane aura seesawing in and out of Ultramarine. Requesting on-site physical sample of serum tank leakage at hair-growth supplement facility #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 5d

P.E.F. for Southland Park: Membrane aura cycling through variations of Champagne. Watch out for roaming hoards of elderly dementia patients #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 6d

P.E.F. for Sugar Loaf Key: Membrane aura bursting into Chartreuse. Be mindful of flaring tempers #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 6d

P.E.F. for Keewaydin Island: Membrane aura transmuting into Rose Quartz. Seeking scientific explanation for an inverted Carnegie curve #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 6d

P.E.F. for Palm Beach Shores: Membrane aura cycling through variations of Light Green. Be watchful for exploding civilian Humvees #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 7d

P.E.F. for Middle Fox Lake: Membrane aura transmuting into Dandelion. Pay attention for tour buses on fire #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 7d

P.E.F. for Surfside: Membrane aura in chromatic flux towards Canary. Requesting database cross-reference for lakes full of piranha #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 7d

P.E.F. for Fisher Island: Membrane aura bursting into Orange Yellow. Run keyword analysis of the following for patterns: lightning strikes at bingo halls #FLHIZ

South Florida Associated Phenomenologists (S.F.A.P.) @sfap.site · 8d

P.E.F. for Dade-Collier Training and Transition Airport (TNT): Membrane aura transmuting into Pistachio. Requesting comparative analysis of a construction crew site walk-off, claims of "haunted" #FLHIZ