Sgt Ed, Mayberry PD Midnight Shift
@sgtopie.bsky.social
Midnight patrol supervisor in a small town. USAF vet. Former K9 handler. Shelter dog adopter. Craft beer nerd. Orioles and Ravens fan. Everton fan. Gen X music (79-89) is undefeated. Painter of miniature plastic doodads.
10,000 Maniacs
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
10,000 Maniacs
Chardas was the infamous NYC puker. 🤣
November 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Chardas was the infamous NYC puker. 🤣
I’m a veteran of the United States Air Force, and I fully and completely support Senator Mark Kelly.
November 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m a veteran of the United States Air Force, and I fully and completely support Senator Mark Kelly.
Nothing as satisfying as kicking Bobby Lee’s ass all over the Pennsylvania countryside.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Nothing as satisfying as kicking Bobby Lee’s ass all over the Pennsylvania countryside.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
"a high-ranking employee of the French Government”
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
"a high-ranking employee of the French Government”
Middletown is the home of my favorite brewery, FIRST STATE!
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Middletown is the home of my favorite brewery, FIRST STATE!
Equalizer 2
November 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Equalizer 2
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
I know nothing about Tuck Everlasting other than this scene was filmed a couple of miles from the house where I grew up.
I know nothing about Tuck Everlasting other than this scene was filmed a couple of miles from the house where I grew up.
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
I know nothing about Tuck Everlasting other than this scene was filmed a couple of miles from the house where I grew up.
I know nothing about Tuck Everlasting other than this scene was filmed a couple of miles from the house where I grew up.
Sunday (1994)
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Sunday (1994)
Same energy
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Same energy
The Hobomination.
He’s not bad, he’s just misunderstood!!
He’s not bad, he’s just misunderstood!!
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The Hobomination.
He’s not bad, he’s just misunderstood!!
He’s not bad, he’s just misunderstood!!
I was today years old when I learned Hulk Hogan was on an episode of The A-Team (S4 E7 1985) titled “Body Slam.”
It was exactly what I thought it would be!
It was exactly what I thought it would be!
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I was today years old when I learned Hulk Hogan was on an episode of The A-Team (S4 E7 1985) titled “Body Slam.”
It was exactly what I thought it would be!
It was exactly what I thought it would be!
Headed home
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Headed home
I mean… just LOOK at that track list 👌🏻
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I mean… just LOOK at that track list 👌🏻
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
they used to make real soundtracks for a movie
Late-night Zombicide with my favorite son. A WIN!
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Late-night Zombicide with my favorite son. A WIN!
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This is how you know you’re truly in East Bumfuck when you stop for gas on your road trip.
“That’s HEDLEY!”
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“That’s HEDLEY!”
About 32 AD.
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
About 32 AD.
Text messaging with my octogenarian mom. Part 736
November 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Text messaging with my octogenarian mom. Part 736