And Saruman was smoking it himself in secret 🤫

Me neither. Then again, the job of the accountant is to help others manage and understand their own money so they can stay solvent. MBAs and corporate climbers only care about their own bottom line. So maybe it isn’t as strange as it first sounds.

I almost didn’t recognize him! He’s lost quite a bit of weight. In fact, I thought he was a First Doctor cosplayer until I saw the skeet.

“It” is doing a lot of work there

Centrists are just right-wingers with better table manners.

The Dark Knight came out the same year.

Hmm, I think I might have heard something similar. Something about an army marching on its stomach, I think.🤔

I actually tried counting. It was somewhere around 17 or 18 when I lost count. 😨

Never trust “progress” in the mouths of the wealthy.

I went as the Riddler once, and way too many people thought I was the Joker. Even though I had a bowler hat with a giant question mark on it and the question mark came.

You can’t even go to the gas station without ads blaring at you when you’re trying to fill up.

Bet they’re the children of his donors.

I think they do. They’re so used to everything around them being transactional that they can’t understand people doing anything without an angle.

I’m in martial arts. I’m telling you now, the girls were scarier to spar wit. 😨

I thought that was an Onion headline at first