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Wayne
@shakesfirst.bsky.social
He/Him. Youth At Risk case worker on leave for long COVID. NDA. Homeless kid & adult. Ex addict, CSA & suicide survivor. CPTSD ADHD. No bigotry! Wallumedegal Land. Atheist.🖤💛♥️🏳️‍🌈♿🏳️‍⚧️Ally.
Go around arsehole. What a Turian dick. #MassEffect3
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Googled Stranger Things on my phone they put a D20 on the screen I rolled it got a Nat1 and this happened.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Seriously, this guy Kasumi?! He's a douche nozzle.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Oh look. I can't log into my ISP because Cloudfront.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Oh boy. This is going to be a shitty week.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
"Oh a fanny pack."

"No, it's a belt bag actually."

You know the average person who would wear one of these would be the type to make the distinction.
November 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
And then sleep normally. ARE THEY FUCKING KIDDING?!
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Hee hee. The Wilhelm Scream in a video game. #MassEffect2
November 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Best thing I've seen on my phone in a long time.
November 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Does anyone know what this bird is because it seems to be both nocturnal and diurnal. I've never heard anything so desperate to be laid except for me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Oh, it ain't just the old bags it's the overweight bald middle aged curmudgeons too. If this shit keeps up I'm going to decorate my profile early. This will be my avatar as with every Xmas.
November 8, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I just changed the filter on my air purifier and oh my fucking God!! I thought maybe I wasted my money. I really didn't. YIKES!!
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Sean Connery's younger brother did a "B" grade spy movie in the 60s. Roger Stone looks like the bad guy from that movie.
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Games can't be cinematic.

Yeah, peaches to you dickhead!
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
And that's how you handle sexist ronin
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
My poor man's aircon in action. My lounge room holds heat, so when it's cooler outside this works really well.
October 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Damn, I do half a litre a month. What are they teaching kids these days?
October 21, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Did you plan this?
October 20, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Saw this sign up at the local Salvos store. Seems the Bible is still a very shoplifted book.
October 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Are you okay Canada?
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You think that's a joke. This is a serious attempt by a wanker chef in a wanker cafe trying to sell "deconstructed" Vegemite on toast.
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Unsolicited half-wit pic.
October 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Yeah nah, fuck off.
October 11, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Roger Stone's henchman.
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I wish it wasn't true too mate. Believe me.
September 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM