Shano’s Real Time Nervous Breakdown
@shano.bsky.social
Dad. Electric guitar player. 1/3 of AFTERLIFE CRISIS. Comic book reader/writer. The man who says yes and walks on the Sun. Crooked fingers. Heart the size of the moon. Remains 8 spoons of water. he/him
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“Strange Clouds” I wrote this based on Patrick Dean’s comics. I edited it down to 3 minutes so none of you would have to suffer the unbearable burden of clicking a link.
Guys. I really don’t have any idea how this adventure is going to play out but I hope it ends with us all dancing with Ewoks. Yub nub motherfuckers.
December 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Guys. I really don’t have any idea how this adventure is going to play out but I hope it ends with us all dancing with Ewoks. Yub nub motherfuckers.
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Possibly my greatest (co-) contribution to society
Also, after thinking about it for a minute, I’ll be ordering a new run of Gay Community tees. If you want one and ordered a Herzog shirt, lmk and I’ll make sure you don’t get ripped on shipping.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Possibly my greatest (co-) contribution to society
Question for my fellow four eyed friends, can y’all wear your glasses when you eat? I can’t stand it. Just can’t do it. Couldn’t tell you why.
December 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Question for my fellow four eyed friends, can y’all wear your glasses when you eat? I can’t stand it. Just can’t do it. Couldn’t tell you why.
I really wish my parents were here to be very disappointed in me.
December 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I really wish my parents were here to be very disappointed in me.
BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: It’s snowing. Also, here’s a bird.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: It’s snowing. Also, here’s a bird.
Living under an authoritarian dictator who can shut down government agencies or just decide not to pay people sure isn’t helping my income as a government contractor. Who knew?
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Living under an authoritarian dictator who can shut down government agencies or just decide not to pay people sure isn’t helping my income as a government contractor. Who knew?
Did y’all know it was December? That’s wild as shit right.
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Did y’all know it was December? That’s wild as shit right.
My heart is Godzilla. Y’all keep breaking it and it keeps coming back to love everything to death. Just give it what it wants already!
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My heart is Godzilla. Y’all keep breaking it and it keeps coming back to love everything to death. Just give it what it wants already!
Sorry. Forgot to let y’all know that the sweater is still out here doing what it do.
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sorry. Forgot to let y’all know that the sweater is still out here doing what it do.
Where in the world of suburban sprawl is yer boy today? Just out her, unwed mothers, folks in need, puppies… all of it. #Skywalking
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Where in the world of suburban sprawl is yer boy today? Just out her, unwed mothers, folks in need, puppies… all of it. #Skywalking
The past 79 days you guys. Every day has been the full spectrum of what my heart can endure and it just keeps beating.
December 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The past 79 days you guys. Every day has been the full spectrum of what my heart can endure and it just keeps beating.
Things sure are complicated. I don’t know how any of this is gonna work out but I expect heartache and financial ruin. Maybe a chance of scattered joy. Same as always.
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Things sure are complicated. I don’t know how any of this is gonna work out but I expect heartache and financial ruin. Maybe a chance of scattered joy. Same as always.
Back in the South Cackalack. It’s lovely.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Back in the South Cackalack. It’s lovely.
All I want for Christmas is to get my guitar out of pawn and to be loved. In that order.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
All I want for Christmas is to get my guitar out of pawn and to be loved. In that order.
Everything is so painfully stupid.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Everything is so painfully stupid.
Road prayers sisters, brothers and others. Yer boy and co are out there tonight. Westbound and down. May Saint Halford be with us. #LiveForever
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Road prayers sisters, brothers and others. Yer boy and co are out there tonight. Westbound and down. May Saint Halford be with us. #LiveForever
Guys. Friends. Citizens. What the fuck are we doing? Why are we out here having parades at night in December? It’s too fucking cold. WTF. Kids don’t need to be out in this. This country hates children so much.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Guys. Friends. Citizens. What the fuck are we doing? Why are we out here having parades at night in December? It’s too fucking cold. WTF. Kids don’t need to be out in this. This country hates children so much.
If I’m reading this email right,as soon as this clears in Cash App, I own DC Comics. Get your Sgt. Rock and Arion pitches ready.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If I’m reading this email right,as soon as this clears in Cash App, I own DC Comics. Get your Sgt. Rock and Arion pitches ready.
Maybe I’m going straight edge. Look, I’m as skeptical as you are. Stay tuned for updates.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Maybe I’m going straight edge. Look, I’m as skeptical as you are. Stay tuned for updates.
Internet is out at the house so I’m rolling into the office wearing jeans that would make Def Leppard say, “Boy, them jeans gotta lot of holes in them.” IDGAF
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Internet is out at the house so I’m rolling into the office wearing jeans that would make Def Leppard say, “Boy, them jeans gotta lot of holes in them.” IDGAF
Shew buddies. That therapist I’m seeing Wednesday better come ready. Strap on them workin’ boots lady.
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Shew buddies. That therapist I’m seeing Wednesday better come ready. Strap on them workin’ boots lady.
BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: Yep. Saw an upside down patrol car last night. Fun!
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: Yep. Saw an upside down patrol car last night. Fun!
Little bro.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Little bro.
Somebody please fucking kill me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Somebody please fucking kill me.
We need to stop using “highly functional” as a modifier with our disorders. It’s too much pressure on those of us who are just shooting for “moderately functional”.
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We need to stop using “highly functional” as a modifier with our disorders. It’s too much pressure on those of us who are just shooting for “moderately functional”.