Sorry for the language, Murph.

If we get Murph and Zevon in their respective Halls in the same year…

Me, 15 minutes into a hunger strike: I’ve done all I can do. Going to Krystal.

Me:

Nice little Saturday we got going here

I saw them at the Variety sometime in there, won tickets from a radio station. My buddy and I drove to ATL (on a school night!) Col. Bruce opened. Great night.

I’ll still take it over Larry Culpepper.

That Ford commercial really doing the trick.

“If our savior comes again tomorrow, I will call him Two Socks.”

This, FB and Instagram.

Happening a couple days after I turn 50. Bring cupcakes.

I had to tell Sharkfinhat Jr to stop pulling on the Christmas ornaments (again) last night.
Him: “I don’t care about you, Daddy.”
Mrs. Sharkfinhat, over the top rope: “You started crying when I showed up to get you at daycare today instead of Daddy.”

The guy in the bottom right looks like Timothy Olyphant and John Cena had a baby. That sounds like a good movie too tbh.