Probably lazing around in bed really. Put a wash on later. Saw a show.

Gonna spray a red cross on one are we?

I didn't see anyone with a broken arm so presumed they couldn't be

Location QUACKING!

There were about 10 of them. What was I meant to do?

Can confirm I'm first (on here at least)

There would be a lot of formal letters coming home for ol' trumpy pants if that's the case!

That's all.......

[Leans in, inches from their face, intensely staring]

[Whispers] .....for now

I dunno. Schools seem to be obsessed with toilets. Weird.

I'm waiting to find out how many breaths she has taken today

Oh and my boots were Quasar which were worn by Gary Lineker but no one believed me. They totally were because I've just checked. Needless to say I'm having the last laugh.