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Shayne Tod Slaughter
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'Notebooks out, plagiarists!'

"A host of balding, bespectacled, slightly confused looking gentlemen milling about, peering vaguely at prices for exotic sounding ales that look more like Stock Exchange commodities tells me I'm in the right place"

#MD ANT
No. Absolutely not. No way. Never. Why do you ask?! 🤔

(Guess which one's me...🙂)
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Now I'm interested!
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Mostly Formica I'm guessing 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
'Bear Pit' reminds me of the night we sadly lost Jock Stein, when TV match commentator Brian Moore described the atmosphere at Ninian Park as being 'like a bear pit out there'.

Whilst the accomplished wordsmith Moore may have accurately described the match so, eating in one sounds a bit of a 'mare!
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think that their fans would think so. A bit punky-poppy. I'm not a great fan of them, but I think that they're alright. See for yourself

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November 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Not everybody would, but the iconic picture of Best featured on the lp as shown here 🙂
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
(Wedding Present fans interest suddenly peaks...) 🙂
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Extra pair of legs, and it could be 'Four heels'.

We pronounce 'em as 'eels' round my manor! 🙂
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Ahh..bless 'im 🙂
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I see that dear Pete has assumed the Crawley position:
OUT!

I've had 4hrs sleep due to listening to the crigget, done 9hrs at work and am looking at Pete, not for the first time, with envy 🙂
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Cats: Counterintuitive is their only setting 🙂

Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.

Dee Dee
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Exactly!
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Due to the way my mind works, and MES' famous aversion to it, I'm always wary of inadvertent plagiarism. Can't tell you the amount of times I write something I think is unique, only to look it up and find that someone somewhere has beaten me to it.

Original thought is seriously hard!
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Excuse my assumption that all 'Merkins know who their football players are!

We've (Broncos fans) gotten very little out of our encounters with Mahomes in the last 15 match-ups (2-13), so please forgive me for enjoying our little day in the sun 🙂
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Little aerials! 🐈‍⬛️
November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
One of the first times I ever had a conversation with you over (on the other channel) was about how often expectation massively overwhelmed talent when it came to Scottish football. Always made me laugh. Not quite as much as the look on Schmeichel's face 4 times tonight, though!
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Don't forget to mention Bo Nix as often as humanly possible while you're there! 😀
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November 18, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Which one?! 🙂
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The 12.5% Scottish part of me encouraged the remainder to leap from my seat when the 3rd Scotland goal hit the back of the net.

Well done 👏
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
...except when they do, of course! 🙂

But hopefully not anytime soon
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November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Already 'at it', Grace. Got offered time off, but toughing it out 💪🙂
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
'Unexpected path'?

Polite request from his bank manager?! 🙂
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Thanks, Matt. Breakfast, for a change, may help 🤞
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 AM