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Andrew Green
@shedside.com
· Oct 12
i have head clod. so much clod. in head.
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I for one will not be satisfied until he has the "Andrew" taken away as well. He has three middle names, let him use those.
The Royal Family slowly removing titles from Prince Andrew and looking round at the British public for approval like an audience on The Price is Right.
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I for one will not be satisfied until he has the "Andrew" taken away as well. He has three middle names, let him use those.
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7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
October 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
7 reasons why The Thing (1982) is a Christmas film:
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
1) snow
2) bearded men concealing surprises
3) compulsory party games
4) introverts shunning group activities
5) digestive issues
6) revellers bursting open to reveal partially assimilated canine lifeforms
7) knitwear
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Another banger, Socrates
September 15, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Another banger, Socrates
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I do think, as a left of centre but broadly pragmatic voter, it should be a red light for the government that I am morally disgusted by them.
Keep thinking of arguments for why it would be completely insane to dump a prime minister with a huge majority just 14 months in, and also about how if he's not going to say a single word in opposition to the kind of shit we saw today then I no longer feel convinced by any of those arguments.
September 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I do think, as a left of centre but broadly pragmatic voter, it should be a red light for the government that I am morally disgusted by them.
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Never ask a man his age, a woman her salary, or GPT-5 whether a seahorse emoji exists
September 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Never ask a man his age, a woman her salary, or GPT-5 whether a seahorse emoji exists
Slightly diminish a band: Chvrch
Slightly diminish a band: 8 3/4 Inch Nails
Slightly diminish a band: Walk DMC
August 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Chvrch
I just verified my age by dialling 01 811 8055.
July 24, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I just verified my age by dialling 01 811 8055.
Returning this account to its roots as a dimetrodon stan acct
July 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Returning this account to its roots as a dimetrodon stan acct
I’m here to eat cashews and whoop supportively, and I’m all out of cashews.
July 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m here to eat cashews and whoop supportively, and I’m all out of cashews.
Practice self-care by allowing yourself at least one opportunity per day to say “excellent” like an 80s cyberman.
June 29, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Practice self-care by allowing yourself at least one opportunity per day to say “excellent” like an 80s cyberman.
My three word review of Evita: the gimmick works.
June 24, 2025 at 6:35 AM
My three word review of Evita: the gimmick works.
I lowkey wish the Queens final really were queens, playing tennis, in full drag; heels fucking up the grass. Serving.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I lowkey wish the Queens final really were queens, playing tennis, in full drag; heels fucking up the grass. Serving.
“Many a child would kill to have a parent so chronically online.” 🏆
June 15, 2025 at 10:58 AM
“Many a child would kill to have a parent so chronically online.” 🏆
Once again I find myself contemplating the mental health of Numberjack Five.
June 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Once again I find myself contemplating the mental health of Numberjack Five.
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The @svelte.london meetup group is looking for a venue! Do you know anyone that can help out?
May 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The @svelte.london meetup group is looking for a venue! Do you know anyone that can help out?
20 minutes into my annual pilgrimage to the Hot Sauce Festival and I’ve already butchered my palate.
May 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
20 minutes into my annual pilgrimage to the Hot Sauce Festival and I’ve already butchered my palate.
Dreamed about a French medical drama that doesn’t exist: “qu c'est nord” – named after a saying (that also doesn’t exist) when you’re about to hurl yourself into action. French ambulance bay doors (don’t really) always face north so passers-by know to expect people barrelling out of them.
April 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Dreamed about a French medical drama that doesn’t exist: “qu c'est nord” – named after a saying (that also doesn’t exist) when you’re about to hurl yourself into action. French ambulance bay doors (don’t really) always face north so passers-by know to expect people barrelling out of them.
Managed to make a tiny short story in Wordle the other day.
April 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Managed to make a tiny short story in Wordle the other day.
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We can scarcely believe it, but Buy Our Honeymoon is now 18 years old. If it were a person, they’d be a fully-grown adult, able to vote and probably on their way to uni.
Eighteen
The UK’s favourite dedicated honeymoon fund since 2007.
www.buy-our-honeymoon.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:09 AM
We can scarcely believe it, but Buy Our Honeymoon is now 18 years old. If it were a person, they’d be a fully-grown adult, able to vote and probably on their way to uni.
First meal of the new year: a Premier Inn breakfast. So far, 2025 is going pretty well.
January 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
First meal of the new year: a Premier Inn breakfast. So far, 2025 is going pretty well.
@tintadetoro.bsky.social unwrapped you calling birds?
December 29, 2024 at 2:59 PM
@tintadetoro.bsky.social unwrapped you calling birds?