Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
"Just saying other people's quotes isn't mentoring, it is Instagram, which is very different." I do love Rachel on Here We Go
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"Just saying other people's quotes isn't mentoring, it is Instagram, which is very different." I do love Rachel on Here We Go
Watching the Irish cop show Blue Lights on Britbox, and I just realized what it reminds me of -- Hill Street Blues, but with a Belfast accent
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Watching the Irish cop show Blue Lights on Britbox, and I just realized what it reminds me of -- Hill Street Blues, but with a Belfast accent
See that Moonhaven is coming to Netflix soon. This was a weird fun show that I think I might have been the only one to watch when it was in AMC+, highly recommend
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
See that Moonhaven is coming to Netflix soon. This was a weird fun show that I think I might have been the only one to watch when it was in AMC+, highly recommend
Endlessly amused that this has become a staple of Buzzfeed/Stopera listicles, mostly because they black out the face on the avatar like it is @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social's face
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Endlessly amused that this has become a staple of Buzzfeed/Stopera listicles, mostly because they black out the face on the avatar like it is @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social's face
So 20 years ago, before I knew I had low BP or POTs, I went on a "low salt" diet, and ended up passing out outdoors one cold day. Someone found me and I ended up in the hospital, in a coma for days, on an IV of electrolytes because my potassium was also low. Since then I eat all the salt
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So 20 years ago, before I knew I had low BP or POTs, I went on a "low salt" diet, and ended up passing out outdoors one cold day. Someone found me and I ended up in the hospital, in a coma for days, on an IV of electrolytes because my potassium was also low. Since then I eat all the salt
My brain: Enough with sitting in the dark/faint green glow like a mushroom, it's after 6, lets turn on the overhead white light and make this malingering body do stuff
*turns on white bright light*
*immediately starts sweating and puking*
Okay, perhaps not malingering
*turns on white bright light*
*immediately starts sweating and puking*
Okay, perhaps not malingering
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My brain: Enough with sitting in the dark/faint green glow like a mushroom, it's after 6, lets turn on the overhead white light and make this malingering body do stuff
*turns on white bright light*
*immediately starts sweating and puking*
Okay, perhaps not malingering
*turns on white bright light*
*immediately starts sweating and puking*
Okay, perhaps not malingering
@eboldy.bsky.social went to wash a single coffee mug so I'd have a clean one tomorrow (I am classy like that) and managed to sublux my knee in some magical way
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@eboldy.bsky.social went to wash a single coffee mug so I'd have a clean one tomorrow (I am classy like that) and managed to sublux my knee in some magical way
Do I derive too much pleasure from watching Mike fumble the bag so badly that Pearl ends up being engaged to a truly pathetic and balding Webb? Perhaps.
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Do I derive too much pleasure from watching Mike fumble the bag so badly that Pearl ends up being engaged to a truly pathetic and balding Webb? Perhaps.
lol I purchased a battery pepper mill in Nov 2021, and the battery just died for the first time, and I tried to find where to replace the batteries, and ooh, it turns out I bought the rechargeable one
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
lol I purchased a battery pepper mill in Nov 2021, and the battery just died for the first time, and I tried to find where to replace the batteries, and ooh, it turns out I bought the rechargeable one
The casserole I made from the leftover turkey (just potpie with tube biscuits on top) turned out pretty well, just need to tweak the cooking time/heat level so the biscuits cook more evenly (they were very done on top, not so done underneath, I think it needs to be a little lower and slower)
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The casserole I made from the leftover turkey (just potpie with tube biscuits on top) turned out pretty well, just need to tweak the cooking time/heat level so the biscuits cook more evenly (they were very done on top, not so done underneath, I think it needs to be a little lower and slower)
A family member in Wisconsin passed away in the last 24 hours and I just want to thank everyone in my family for not trying to scramble to force us all to go to Wisconsin sometime in the next two weeks.
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
A family member in Wisconsin passed away in the last 24 hours and I just want to thank everyone in my family for not trying to scramble to force us all to go to Wisconsin sometime in the next two weeks.
Trying to online shop for a Xmas gift for my cousin's dog, and too many dog toys look like sex toys, I can't look for too long before I have to close it from embarrassment
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Trying to online shop for a Xmas gift for my cousin's dog, and too many dog toys look like sex toys, I can't look for too long before I have to close it from embarrassment
I hope this will be good, it certainly has a killer cast www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
BBC Two - A Ghost Story for Christmas, The Room in the Tower
Roger has been haunted by a recurring dream. What is lurking in the room in the tower?
www.bbc.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I hope this will be good, it certainly has a killer cast www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
Rewatching Amandaland, which hit the UK and Australia in February of those year but still has not shown up on US Britbox but it had better (Do you need to see Sister Michael playing a butch chef? Of course you do)
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Rewatching Amandaland, which hit the UK and Australia in February of those year but still has not shown up on US Britbox but it had better (Do you need to see Sister Michael playing a butch chef? Of course you do)
A reminder that this exists www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNA6...
Philomena Cunk, Christmas 2016 "Moments of Wonder".
YouTube video by Rolo Tomasi
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
A reminder that this exists www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNA6...
Robin: All I want for Christmas is Cherry (his fiancee)
Cherry: And I want a Soda Stream
Cherry: And I want a Soda Stream
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Robin: All I want for Christmas is Cherry (his fiancee)
Cherry: And I want a Soda Stream
Cherry: And I want a Soda Stream
The New York weather guy (on CBS) just told the people of Lake Placid that being -8F was fine for them because there was no wind-chill, so if they find his body tomorrow you know who did it
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The New York weather guy (on CBS) just told the people of Lake Placid that being -8F was fine for them because there was no wind-chill, so if they find his body tomorrow you know who did it
Matlock's dead daughter's favorite song was by Coldplay? No comment
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Matlock's dead daughter's favorite song was by Coldplay? No comment
The first year you hear an ad use a remixed holiday classic: Oh this is so cool I love it, good choice
Every subsequent year of them using the same song: FUCK YOU MAKE IT STOP
Every subsequent year of them using the same song: FUCK YOU MAKE IT STOP
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The first year you hear an ad use a remixed holiday classic: Oh this is so cool I love it, good choice
Every subsequent year of them using the same song: FUCK YOU MAKE IT STOP
Every subsequent year of them using the same song: FUCK YOU MAKE IT STOP
I assume it's the change in the weather but I feel like I ran a marathon, when I only fixed a casserole and walked to my car once.
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I assume it's the change in the weather but I feel like I ran a marathon, when I only fixed a casserole and walked to my car once.
Some woman in a pj seller's ad is waxing poetic about how much her whole family (which appears to be her, her husband, and 3 kids under 7) just LOVE their Christmas tradition of new holiday themed pajamas every single year, and, hon, I have some hard truths to tell you
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Some woman in a pj seller's ad is waxing poetic about how much her whole family (which appears to be her, her husband, and 3 kids under 7) just LOVE their Christmas tradition of new holiday themed pajamas every single year, and, hon, I have some hard truths to tell you
There's some douche selling a lidocaine patch, which he claims to have invented even though it's the same as numerous on the market, and he is SO MAGA-coded, he even didn't let his disabled veteran friend have them during testing or for free (WHY would you include that, bro?)
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
There's some douche selling a lidocaine patch, which he claims to have invented even though it's the same as numerous on the market, and he is SO MAGA-coded, he even didn't let his disabled veteran friend have them during testing or for free (WHY would you include that, bro?)
It took me way too long (decades) to realize that when Andy Partridge said all the world is football shaped he meant ⚽ not 🏈
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrce...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrce...
XTC - Senses Working Overtime (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rune Hede
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It took me way too long (decades) to realize that when Andy Partridge said all the world is football shaped he meant ⚽ not 🏈
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrce...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrce...
Miley Cyrus was in an ad just now flacking a perfume with the dominant note of gardenias, and that has to smell like old ladies and funeral homes
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Miley Cyrus was in an ad just now flacking a perfume with the dominant note of gardenias, and that has to smell like old ladies and funeral homes
All the cell phone guys in the desert will duke it out at the Super Bowl, correct?
December 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
All the cell phone guys in the desert will duke it out at the Super Bowl, correct?