Ant Murdering She-Devil/Shelley
@shelleyelwood.bsky.social
"food-motivated but still kind of uptight" Probably a human being. Former NJ vol fire chief. RA, SLE, POTS. Happy Color Profiteer
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
Middle Smithfield, PA/Poconos/DWG
lol, they actually offer pickup and delivery, but that costs $1.89/lb and I am too cheap/poor (and have a car)
December 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
lol, they actually offer pickup and delivery, but that costs $1.89/lb and I am too cheap/poor (and have a car)
This is why I started doing wash & fold post-Covid. There's a laundromat near me that charges $1.59/lb, so I drop off a bag of 20ish lbs, and the next day everything is clean, dry, folded and even the socks are paired, it's like magic (and barely more $$ than if I did it myself)
December 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is why I started doing wash & fold post-Covid. There's a laundromat near me that charges $1.59/lb, so I drop off a bag of 20ish lbs, and the next day everything is clean, dry, folded and even the socks are paired, it's like magic (and barely more $$ than if I did it myself)
I am lazy, I just nuke a mug of cider for 2 minutes then shake some cinnamon on it. Rum optional but enjoyed.
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I am lazy, I just nuke a mug of cider for 2 minutes then shake some cinnamon on it. Rum optional but enjoyed.
If you need a selection of portable battery rechargeable fans in various sizes, do let me know, there's a camping fan I clamp on my nightstand that is just delightful
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
If you need a selection of portable battery rechargeable fans in various sizes, do let me know, there's a camping fan I clamp on my nightstand that is just delightful
I love baseball, I *played* baseball, I watch a lot of UK/Commonwealth murder shows where they invariably have a cricket-related murder and explain the rules of cricket in depth, and I mostly don't get it, except it sounds like a game a child came up with like most British games.
So no.
So no.
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I love baseball, I *played* baseball, I watch a lot of UK/Commonwealth murder shows where they invariably have a cricket-related murder and explain the rules of cricket in depth, and I mostly don't get it, except it sounds like a game a child came up with like most British games.
So no.
So no.
Also I routinely get 24 oz hot coffees, is he new
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Also I routinely get 24 oz hot coffees, is he new
Oh god this episode ends with a memorial and a haunting rendition of The Parting Glass, I will be over here in heap now
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Oh god this episode ends with a memorial and a haunting rendition of The Parting Glass, I will be over here in heap now
And the voice of Paddington is James Hameed
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 AM
And the voice of Paddington is James Hameed
They are nuts for that show in a way Americans aren't, like they consider it an HONOR for a celeb to be asked to be on that show. An actor left a gig as a *regular* on a show that didn't shoot in the UK (DiP) because he was asked to be on Strictly Come Dancing for a season
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
They are nuts for that show in a way Americans aren't, like they consider it an HONOR for a celeb to be asked to be on that show. An actor left a gig as a *regular* on a show that didn't shoot in the UK (DiP) because he was asked to be on Strictly Come Dancing for a season
We would ask her why, and she could never give a good explanation. "He needs it to drive off road in the mud" "It's very clean, does he actually do that?" "No, he uses an ATV he doesn't want his truck getting dirty" okay sure
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
We would ask her why, and she could never give a good explanation. "He needs it to drive off road in the mud" "It's very clean, does he actually do that?" "No, he uses an ATV he doesn't want his truck getting dirty" okay sure
Also if a drink says it is frozen, it better be pureed ice in a blender so it's like an Icee, not just iced, DUNKIN
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Also if a drink says it is frozen, it better be pureed ice in a blender so it's like an Icee, not just iced, DUNKIN
There was a girl I worked with retail in the late 80s, she was in high school, and her boyfriend would pick her up in a truck lifted that high when her shift ended. We could see through the windows, there was a fricking ladder for her to get in. It was absurd. We laughed at him a lot, what a loser
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
There was a girl I worked with retail in the late 80s, she was in high school, and her boyfriend would pick her up in a truck lifted that high when her shift ended. We could see through the windows, there was a fricking ladder for her to get in. It was absurd. We laughed at him a lot, what a loser
There was a thing going around a while ago about what you would do with unlimited power in Hollywood, and the original skeeter said he'd make sure Tarantino made his Star Trek, and all I could think was, I will use my power to STOP THAT
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
There was a thing going around a while ago about what you would do with unlimited power in Hollywood, and the original skeeter said he'd make sure Tarantino made his Star Trek, and all I could think was, I will use my power to STOP THAT
It's really good. They just did a Black Friday promo with it really cheap for a couple months through Amazon and Roku; they usually do these a few times a year so keep your eyes open, it is definitely worth getting and binging their good stuff
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It's really good. They just did a Black Friday promo with it really cheap for a couple months through Amazon and Roku; they usually do these a few times a year so keep your eyes open, it is definitely worth getting and binging their good stuff
Like when Trump got Covid, and got a chopper and the latest treatment at Walter Reed, and got the vaxx himself, while telling his chumps to try bleach and ivermectin
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Like when Trump got Covid, and got a chopper and the latest treatment at Walter Reed, and got the vaxx himself, while telling his chumps to try bleach and ivermectin
I think there are a tier of true believers who do skip the vaxxes and stuff, but the layer above that, who have seen behind the curtain, they do get their kids' vaxxed because they know they and their peers are talking out their asses
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I think there are a tier of true believers who do skip the vaxxes and stuff, but the layer above that, who have seen behind the curtain, they do get their kids' vaxxed because they know they and their peers are talking out their asses
Which service? Was it Pluto (Crackle used to be the worst)? Tubi and Roku are usually pretty good, though Roku can randomly make you watch tons of ads for a single show, it's weird
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Which service? Was it Pluto (Crackle used to be the worst)? Tubi and Roku are usually pretty good, though Roku can randomly make you watch tons of ads for a single show, it's weird
I missed the first two months of 4th grade (my parents had actually divorced a couple years earlier but it got complicated). It didn't occur to me we were homeless until years later. And, yeah, my other relatives, who were solidly middle class always, have NO clue.
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I missed the first two months of 4th grade (my parents had actually divorced a couple years earlier but it got complicated). It didn't occur to me we were homeless until years later. And, yeah, my other relatives, who were solidly middle class always, have NO clue.
Hey, homeless in 74 because of evil man high five! (My mom got us a summer sublet but we slept in a parking lot for September and "camped" in October, which was not fun)
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Hey, homeless in 74 because of evil man high five! (My mom got us a summer sublet but we slept in a parking lot for September and "camped" in October, which was not fun)
Thanks, I feel sad and conflicted
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Thanks, I feel sad and conflicted
* he should also not tell me what gives him boners
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
* he should also not tell me what gives him boners