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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️
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Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?

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November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I present to you, CAT!
Black and white close-up of a cat with large, wide eyes, looking up. The cat has a white face, chest, and a portion of its ears, with gray/orange markings on its ears and body. It's wearing a small black collar, and has whiskers.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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I’ve been sitting here for like 10 minutes and I literally have nothing, not even something funny to say.
NGL with the text "I'm going to use this to anonymously bully you for practice. You are". Nothing else is written.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Another weekend, another trip to the data center. Can has cloud plz?
Black and white photo of a man in a data center, wearing glasses, a grey t-shirt, and a lanyard, smiling at the camera with server racks behind him.
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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The most beautiful rainbow I’d ever seen appeared when Numb Little Bug started playing and my eyes watered up. 🥹
View from inside a car's windshield on a rainy day, with a rainbow arching across the sky. The wipers are on, clearing the rain from the glass. The car's dashboard and steering wheel are visible in the foreground.
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Oh damn, perfect timing to get the ambulance in the background with its lights on. 😆

Anyways Spotify’s shuffle doing good for this short road trip. 🎉
A car dashboard view showing a touchscreen displaying music information while the car is in motion. The screen shows the song "No Limit (feat. A$AP Rocky & Cardi B)" by G-Eazy, A$AP Rocky, and Cardi B from the album "The Beautiful & Damned (Deluxe E...". The screen also displays the current time "3:54", the 5G signal icon, Spotify, phone, and other navigation buttons. The car's internal features, including buttons labeled "MEDIA", "RADIO", "<SEEK", "TRACK>", "SETUP", and "PASSENGER AIR BAG OFF," are visible. The time remaining for the song is shown as "0:25", with the word "Queue & Jam" at the top and the duration of the song as "-3:41". Through the windshield, other cars are seen against a cloudy sky.
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I refuse to leave!
Black and white selfie of a man smiling in bed, resting on a pillow. He has dark hair, a short beard, and is wearing a t-shirt. He's looking directly at the camera with a gentle smile. The pillow takes up most of the right side, with the blanket and bed frame adding context. The image is a close-up, focusing on his face and upper body.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Waiting for my kiddo in the car at the bowling alley. I need to play around with black & white photography more because I dig the look.
Black and white headshot of a smiling man with glasses and a goatee, wearing a t-shirt with the text "GREENDALE COMMUNITY COLLEGE". He's sitting in a car at night and his face is partially obscured by shadows.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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She sees me, but can’t be bothered to come get pets.
A light tan tabby cat resting on a rust-colored corduroy couch. The person holding the camera's hand with a black and red band is reaching towards the cat. In the background is a shelf with games, the words "ANXIETY, GAMES, NERDS?!" are visible.
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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A person wearing a paper bag with a cartoon face drawn on it, with flames coming from the top of the bag. Text overlays read "oh" and "NOES!!!!1". The person has their hands raised in front of them with a look of surprise.
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Last post of the night. I need to decide which of these images I'm getting tattooed on me in a pinup style. Welcoming any suggestions. 😅
Line art drawing of a female demon kneeling with heart-shaped wings. The demon has horns, curly hair, sharp teeth, and is wearing a crop top and denim shorts. The artist's signature "@DIFERARTZ" is in the lower right corner. Line art illustration of a curvaceous female demon posing provocatively, wearing a short dress, heels, and with large wings and horns. A tail curves out from behind her. The artist's signature "DIFERARTZ" is in the lower left corner.
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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Manga-style comic strip in black and white featuring panels depicting a scene of terror. In the top left panel, a woman with dark hair looks at a man pointing and yelling, with the words "COME ON AND" in a speech bubble. The top right panel shows the man slamming a door with the word "SLAM" across it. The bottom panel shows the man leaning away from a giant shark with an open mouth, surrounded by the words "AND WELCOME TO THE" and the word "JAM" in large, bold letters. A woman is also in this panel, screaming.
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Four-panel comic strip. Panel one depicts a woman screaming "AAAAAAA" with her hand out as if stopping something. Panel two shows the woman on the floor with a ladder on top of her with the word "BRAK" above. Panel three shows a stepladder. Panel four shows the woman holding a step ladder and saying, "W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING- STEP LADDER?" Below is the text "komikkamvret" and "karyakarsa.com/kamvret" in the bottom corners.
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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A close-up photograph of a Scottish Fold kitten with gray and white stripes, sitting upright and looking upwards with large, innocent eyes. To the left is a tall, black rectangular box with white text stacked vertically that reads: "IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES ?"
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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OH WOW! I just checked the stats for alttexty.org and I'm so happy to see it actually getting used! That's more people using alt text that might not have!

This is probably my favorite website I've ever created, but I wish I could make it even easier to use on desktop and mobile somehow.
A dark grey bar at the top labeled "History" followed by data about website visitors. "Total since 15 June 2025" has the following stats: "Visitors" 3579, "Visits" 4624, and "Average Per Day" 24.35. "Selected is November 2025" has the following stats: "Visitors" 223, "Visits" 283, and "Average Per Day" 27.88.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Illustration of a Sailor Moon-style anime character in a pink circle, with the text "my tummy hurts" encircling the top half of the circle and the text "and I'm mad at the government" at the bottom. The character is posed with a frustrated expression, raising one arm while pointing with the other, wearing a sailor uniform with a large bow and a heart-shaped hair accessory.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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Yum!
A jar of Sugarland Sippin Cream butter pecan flavored
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Post something random for the collective amusement
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Yo Bluesky, it’s to early in the day to run out of content! 😠
Screenshot of a mobile app Discover page, featuring a magnifying glass icon above the text: "This feed is empty! You may need to follow more users or tune your language settings." Below that, a button displays "Find accounts to follow" and an arrow. The app's bottom menu bar displays icons for Home, Search, Messages, Notifications, and Profile. The top navigation includes a menu icon, a butterfly, and a hashtag icon, with "Discover" highlighted in the navigation bar.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Read the room!!!!! 😤
"Gov Employees: Save extra with these Winter Deals!" with a snowflake symbol and an "Inbox" button, along with a star icon on a dark background.
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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On the bright side, I decided to compare my electricity usage between last year and this year, a huge improvement!
A bar graph depicting "Electric" usage over the week of "Oct 27th - Nov 2nd, 2024". The x-axis displays the dates "Oct 27", "Oct 28", "Oct 29", "Oct 30", "Oct 31", "Nov 01", and "Nov 02". The y-axis shows kWh (kilowatt-hours) with values ranging from 0 to 60. Each day has a green bar representing electric usage, with the tallest bar at "Nov 01" and an approximate average usage represented by a dotted line. A line graph displaying weekly electric usage from October 26th to November 1st, 2025. The x-axis shows the date and the y-axis shows kWh. The graph includes green vertical bars representing the electric usage for each day, with the highest usage on October 27th. A dotted line represents the average usage. Information at the top reads "Week Selection Oct 26th - Nov 1st, 2025". A hover detail on November 1st reads: "November 1st, 2025, Avg Temperature: 65°, kWh:0.1". A legend below the graph explains the color coding: "■ Electric, --- Average Usage".
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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I will soon be silenced! I ask not for you to avenge me, but instead tell my story! Oh no, I have 18% battery left to write my story!
iPhone status bar showing 19% battery life remaining with a red battery icon and a clock icon, on a dark gray gradient background.
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Great song!!!!!!!!
Car's dashboard infotainment system displaying the song "Want You Bad" by The Offspring, with album artwork visible, phone apps icons and car controls alongside.
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Not to brag, but back in 2022 I completed all 300 missions in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance on my original GBA cartridge from 2003. 🤣
A pixelated game file screen with "FILE NO.2", player name "KuJoe" at level 50, game time 149 hours and 1 minute, with a clan level 80 named "GODS", and a "MISSION CLEARED" count of 300.
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Basset Hounds are so gross! But they like to cuddle so you adapt.
A red and white Basset Hound dog resting on a blue blanket with an open door and a "RAWWR!" poster visible.
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM