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KJ 💞 🏴‍☠️
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Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it?

Nerd. 🤓

🔞I post/repost #NSFW content.
November 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I present to you, CAT!
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’ve been sitting here for like 10 minutes and I literally have nothing, not even something funny to say.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Another weekend, another trip to the data center. Can has cloud plz?
November 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The most beautiful rainbow I’d ever seen appeared when Numb Little Bug started playing and my eyes watered up. 🥹
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Oh damn, perfect timing to get the ambulance in the background with its lights on. 😆

Anyways Spotify’s shuffle doing good for this short road trip. 🎉
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I refuse to leave!
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Waiting for my kiddo in the car at the bowling alley. I need to play around with black & white photography more because I dig the look.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
She sees me, but can’t be bothered to come get pets.
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Last post of the night. I need to decide which of these images I'm getting tattooed on me in a pinup style. Welcoming any suggestions. 😅
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 AM
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 AM
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
OH WOW! I just checked the stats for alttexty.org and I'm so happy to see it actually getting used! That's more people using alt text that might not have!

This is probably my favorite website I've ever created, but I wish I could make it even easier to use on desktop and mobile somehow.
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 AM
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Yum!
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Post something random for the collective amusement
November 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Yo Bluesky, it’s to early in the day to run out of content! 😠
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Read the room!!!!! 😤
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
On the bright side, I decided to compare my electricity usage between last year and this year, a huge improvement!
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I will soon be silenced! I ask not for you to avenge me, but instead tell my story! Oh no, I have 18% battery left to write my story!
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Great song!!!!!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not to brag, but back in 2022 I completed all 300 missions in Final Fantasy Tactics Advance on my original GBA cartridge from 2003. 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Basset Hounds are so gross! But they like to cuddle so you adapt.
November 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM