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OUTRAGEOUS that I knew what this clip was from the preview. I have watched this for ten hours I know it.
December 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I need you to know that I am going to crash the fuck out if I don’t get this
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Me the day after my ballet lessons
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Excusmse me???? Monsters
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Sorry but I DO want to show this off on main did y’all know my workouts are ballet now, I’m in pain literally all the time
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Manifesting a NYC Tool 2026 show so hard I bought a shirt to wear to it do NOT @ me I’m having enough problems
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I think if you were subscribed this month already it’s free until the 1st 💃🏻 I’ll post cute old stuff 👏🏻

It’s /shellydeathlock, you’ll know because there’s annoying shitposting about heavy metal too, nobody can steal my bad opinions 😊
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Furthermore why does this site that stole my pictures have a better pfp than my real site 😭
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
ok I didn’t write this, but thanks, scam site, I do enjoy bringing a touch of darkness to a feed

Also it’s $15/mo now because I’m going to actually post, but the first 20 subscribers (that’s all of them) get 50% off
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I hate ovulating because what do you mean this is what I think peak masculinity is?? What is broken in me??? Deleting myself
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is going to be completely disgusting and nearly unwatchable I CANNOT WAIT
October 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Friday 🗣️
October 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Is this fucking true???
October 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
October 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me, snuggling into bed: “Now where’s my little fantasy book? 😊”

All the reviews in the front of the book desperate to convince me it’s not a lil fantasy book:
October 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
PUT HER ON TOP OF MY CHRISTMAS TREE
October 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
My favorite TikTok girlie is doing some hot girl stuff on the sidelines?
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
ADRIANA 🗣️
October 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Are these people flirting with me. Look if you’re flirting with me you need to be specific I am much too autistic for whatever this is. Did we begin the first time? Is the second one a wrestling angle? We’ll never know.
October 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Also they dropped a new Care Bear
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I should not be laughing but this is too relatable
October 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Inspo
October 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
It’s finally my year
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Inspo
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM