Van3ssaV🦌🧑🏼🎄🎄
@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social
"We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us".
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other 👣
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
Charles Bukowski
One foot in front of the other 👣
Prefer climbing rock to the social ladder.
An immigrant's daughter.
Team GB.
Team Remain.
Gooner.
So, apparently the grubby looking patina on the mirror is purposeful for that vintage look ... Hmm.
I look filthy 😏
I look filthy 😏
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
So, apparently the grubby looking patina on the mirror is purposeful for that vintage look ... Hmm.
I look filthy 😏
I look filthy 😏
Thank you to the team at The Ned London for the superlative service, terrific food & festive fun. A tree so big I couldn't get it all in & a rooftop pool with an amazing view. Members only tho. Trying to bagsy a slot with my friend 😅 Much needed fun times with some of my favourite people 🩵💙 #TheNed
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thank you to the team at The Ned London for the superlative service, terrific food & festive fun. A tree so big I couldn't get it all in & a rooftop pool with an amazing view. Members only tho. Trying to bagsy a slot with my friend 😅 Much needed fun times with some of my favourite people 🩵💙 #TheNed
Damp pelt sitting in the back of a cab. Currently drip drying 🖤
December 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Damp pelt sitting in the back of a cab. Currently drip drying 🖤
Google pics decided to create a collage from the numerous pics I took of me being a Gooner & sent me this. I'm amused that Ducklan Rice is in it 😅🦆
COYG 🔴⚪
COYG 🔴⚪
December 7, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Google pics decided to create a collage from the numerous pics I took of me being a Gooner & sent me this. I'm amused that Ducklan Rice is in it 😅🦆
COYG 🔴⚪
COYG 🔴⚪
Another @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social masterpiece ... Go & visit his website for your gifting needs. I'm keeping this one though. Because it made me laugh 😅 Thank you Tokyo 🖤
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Another @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social masterpiece ... Go & visit his website for your gifting needs. I'm keeping this one though. Because it made me laugh 😅 Thank you Tokyo 🖤
I get all the best people following me 😌
Makes a change from Keanu Reeves tbqhwy.
Makes a change from Keanu Reeves tbqhwy.
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I get all the best people following me 😌
Makes a change from Keanu Reeves tbqhwy.
Makes a change from Keanu Reeves tbqhwy.
This message is flaming my naughty side ...
Must resist! Must resist! Must resist! 🤣😖😖
I *will* look presentable tomorrow 🙈
Must resist! Must resist! Must resist! 🤣😖😖
I *will* look presentable tomorrow 🙈
December 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This message is flaming my naughty side ...
Must resist! Must resist! Must resist! 🤣😖😖
I *will* look presentable tomorrow 🙈
Must resist! Must resist! Must resist! 🤣😖😖
I *will* look presentable tomorrow 🙈
Repost with the next recipient of the FIFA peace prize
December 6, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Repost with the next recipient of the FIFA peace prize
Bobbly 🧡🤎
Look at how red my nose & cheeks are from the cold! Currently at my GP. Bit bored waiting.
Look at how red my nose & cheeks are from the cold! Currently at my GP. Bit bored waiting.
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Bobbly 🧡🤎
Look at how red my nose & cheeks are from the cold! Currently at my GP. Bit bored waiting.
Look at how red my nose & cheeks are from the cold! Currently at my GP. Bit bored waiting.
I've ordered this one. I like the red nose & hearts. Should arrive tomorrow. If it's awful I still have time to salvage ☺️ X
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I've ordered this one. I like the red nose & hearts. Should arrive tomorrow. If it's awful I still have time to salvage ☺️ X
Pretty sure this is Jazz Cunt. You know what to do 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Pretty sure this is Jazz Cunt. You know what to do 🙄
Oh look. I'm so lucky.
Even the troll accounts I get are shit.
Bring back Gerard Butler & Keanu Reeves FFS 🙄
Even the troll accounts I get are shit.
Bring back Gerard Butler & Keanu Reeves FFS 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oh look. I'm so lucky.
Even the troll accounts I get are shit.
Bring back Gerard Butler & Keanu Reeves FFS 🙄
Even the troll accounts I get are shit.
Bring back Gerard Butler & Keanu Reeves FFS 🙄
How I feel right now
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December 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
How I feel right now
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I will never tire of this photo of Bukayo Saka. So so joyous. Love love love him ❤️🤍 COYG
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I will never tire of this photo of Bukayo Saka. So so joyous. Love love love him ❤️🤍 COYG
I am dressed by Kaia @anjaciske.bsky.social and I shall bring Ducklan Rice as my escort. Quack! 🦆😅
December 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I am dressed by Kaia @anjaciske.bsky.social and I shall bring Ducklan Rice as my escort. Quack! 🦆😅
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party
Freckly me. Thought it was very odd to be South East Asian with freckles when I was younger but I've embraced it as I've got older. Part of me innit. Love me, love my freckles.
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Freckly me. Thought it was very odd to be South East Asian with freckles when I was younger but I've embraced it as I've got older. Part of me innit. Love me, love my freckles.
Tuesday face.
Imagine waking up to this face though 😬
I know I look grumpy but I feel a lot brighter compared to yesterday.
Just psyching myself up to get out of bed. Yes. I'm wearing an Oodie.
And yes I appreciate I've never looked more alluring ... 😌
Imagine waking up to this face though 😬
I know I look grumpy but I feel a lot brighter compared to yesterday.
Just psyching myself up to get out of bed. Yes. I'm wearing an Oodie.
And yes I appreciate I've never looked more alluring ... 😌
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Tuesday face.
Imagine waking up to this face though 😬
I know I look grumpy but I feel a lot brighter compared to yesterday.
Just psyching myself up to get out of bed. Yes. I'm wearing an Oodie.
And yes I appreciate I've never looked more alluring ... 😌
Imagine waking up to this face though 😬
I know I look grumpy but I feel a lot brighter compared to yesterday.
Just psyching myself up to get out of bed. Yes. I'm wearing an Oodie.
And yes I appreciate I've never looked more alluring ... 😌
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I was more shocked tbqhwy. It was a nasty challenge
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I was more shocked tbqhwy. It was a nasty challenge
I use the selfie mode of my phone camera as a mirror sometimes. I keep forgetting it automatically takes a photo 😩
Here's me looking like an alien after having walked in from the rain earlier 👽
Here's me looking like an alien after having walked in from the rain earlier 👽
November 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I use the selfie mode of my phone camera as a mirror sometimes. I keep forgetting it automatically takes a photo 😩
Here's me looking like an alien after having walked in from the rain earlier 👽
Here's me looking like an alien after having walked in from the rain earlier 👽
.... for a bit of fun. For example child X got it in 9 secs so is now 2nd etc etc. My niece is consistently 1st or 2nd which she loves but yesterday because of all the distraction she was a little slower so dropped to 3rd 😆😂
Anyway she redid there & then to ensure she's first this morning 🥇
Anyway she redid there & then to ensure she's first this morning 🥇
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 AM
.... for a bit of fun. For example child X got it in 9 secs so is now 2nd etc etc. My niece is consistently 1st or 2nd which she loves but yesterday because of all the distraction she was a little slower so dropped to 3rd 😆😂
Anyway she redid there & then to ensure she's first this morning 🥇
Anyway she redid there & then to ensure she's first this morning 🥇
I created a little album of photos & videos from last night so she could show her friends this morning ...
This just came unprompted 🥹💖
This just came unprompted 🥹💖
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I created a little album of photos & videos from last night so she could show her friends this morning ...
This just came unprompted 🥹💖
This just came unprompted 🥹💖
I thought Alessi Rose looked terrific last night. Strangely, I'd been considering a tutu like skirt to wear with a big jumper as an outfit ... If I wore something similar to this, would you think I was having a few issues though? 😞.
Good morning!
Good morning!
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I thought Alessi Rose looked terrific last night. Strangely, I'd been considering a tutu like skirt to wear with a big jumper as an outfit ... If I wore something similar to this, would you think I was having a few issues though? 😞.
Good morning!
Good morning!