i believe in u cold districts my beautiful meow meow

anyways i'm watching videos about scary little critters at 4am

i'm not even joking i can watch an episode of one of those shlock discovery channel shows about fuckinnn spooky evil dogs in a random cave and i'm like oh no that's scawy

like ghosts either aren't real or dgaf about humans but what if the jersey devil is in my living room and gonna go BWAGH when i get my midnight water

have some shame go into a corner where other people don't have to listen to your fucking dings