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Love is like Phantasmal Killer. It takes will to not believe in it, and fortitude to not be torn in half by it.
Alan, 33, he/him
Alan, 33, he/him
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December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
November 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
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that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
that's right bitches your ai boyfriends are making the pope fucking SICK
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There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
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Disgusting thing to run while ChatGPT is telling kids to kill themselves
No, ChatGPT is not conscious. Are the journalists who keep writing these fucking articles?
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Disgusting thing to run while ChatGPT is telling kids to kill themselves
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These aren't pronouns, but what matters, Madame Vice President, is SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Thank you.
Thank you.
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
These aren't pronouns, but what matters, Madame Vice President, is SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Thank you.
Thank you.
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spicing up my BOTW playthrough by putting on the dark link outfit at night and using the master sword to mine rocks and cut trees and using revali's gale for trivial reasons. then turning back as the sun comes up. villainmoding.
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
spicing up my BOTW playthrough by putting on the dark link outfit at night and using the master sword to mine rocks and cut trees and using revali's gale for trivial reasons. then turning back as the sun comes up. villainmoding.
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Fave moment from every SG episode 47: Sphinx
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Fave moment from every SG episode 47: Sphinx
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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that's why 'they're weird' had the entire GOP shook
the liberal preference, to Debate Them In The Marketplace Of Ideas, is a pointless failure that does nothing but validate their nihilistic beliefs
the liberal preference, to Debate Them In The Marketplace Of Ideas, is a pointless failure that does nothing but validate their nihilistic beliefs
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
that's why 'they're weird' had the entire GOP shook
the liberal preference, to Debate Them In The Marketplace Of Ideas, is a pointless failure that does nothing but validate their nihilistic beliefs
the liberal preference, to Debate Them In The Marketplace Of Ideas, is a pointless failure that does nothing but validate their nihilistic beliefs
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The greatest gift Trump gave the Republican Party was convincing what appears to be 75% of extremely online democrats that any Republican who talks shit about Trump is a hero
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The greatest gift Trump gave the Republican Party was convincing what appears to be 75% of extremely online democrats that any Republican who talks shit about Trump is a hero
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We're primarying John Fetterman.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
November 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
We're primarying John Fetterman.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians.
We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.
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I’ve seen enough, welcome back cranial spectrometry
Researchers are now saying that AI can find correlations between facial characteristics and success on the job.
The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
The Economist says that corporations would have a “strong incentive” to deploy this technology when looking at applicants.
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I’ve seen enough, welcome back cranial spectrometry
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America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it
November 16, 2025 at 11:29 AM
America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it
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Whether it’s centrist pundits feeling politically homeless or then-Congressman Matt Gaetz having sex with a homeless 17 year-old, homelessness is having a moment.
November 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Whether it’s centrist pundits feeling politically homeless or then-Congressman Matt Gaetz having sex with a homeless 17 year-old, homelessness is having a moment.
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Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.
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There’s no such thing as a contradiction if you are stupid and also don’t care
they're so poor that they're eating the cats and they're eating the dogs that are in there but also they just got approved for a 30 year fixed on that nice fixer upper
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There’s no such thing as a contradiction if you are stupid and also don’t care
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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You’ll be sorry when the Epstein Files implicate [list of other people you already hate].
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You’ll be sorry when the Epstein Files implicate [list of other people you already hate].
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I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’m starting to think this Jeffrey Epstein guy was up to no good