I’m trying to get a brownstone at a huge discount when they saturate the market.

You’re beautiful regardless

Swore that was a flustered Austin Powers

I'm just going to leave this here.

Honest question: could the reason behind the billions to Argentina be rooted in the extradition laws there? Could it be payment for future safe harboring?

I know I’m spitballing but I’ve never been able to make sense of it.

Dude - my exact sentiments.

My 12 year old can eat three packs of Buldak in a day - full paste packet added. I have no idea how he developed that tolerance.

I believe Gene Simmons of (KISS fame) is the father of the brunette kids (Nick and Sophie). Paul Stanley (of KISS fame as well) is the father of Evan Stanley (curly hair).

Check out the documentary on Netflix. It was a hell of a lot worse than people realize and completely preventable.

The problem isn’t so much the lies, as abhorrent as they are: the problem are the millions who believe him, and unfortunately the latter crosses demographics and party affiliations. Critical thinking is nearly non-existent across society.

This is art

Faster than a speeding turtle, stronger than 24 hr deodorant, able to leap a sidewalk curb in a single bound.

I’ve never touched a Pokémon game of any sort. Neither Warcraft.

“Tomorrow Comes” may be one of the greatest quotes of all time. Deep meaning from just two words.

“For those who come after”