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Short God Rani
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He/Him/Sir | Morehouse | Gaymer | Libra | Jamaican | Fuckboy | Brooklyn
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I miss summer…
Versace has been sold more than Brit Eady 🐈
Prada has acquired Versace in a deal valued at nearly $1.4 billion.
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Good Morning…

Stay warm out here, it’s cold today….
December 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Bom diaaa….
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I hate being on meetings where I feel like someone is just spewing acronyms, timelines and randoms facts without providing any background….

Just feels like someone is trying to check a box….
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’ve seen people slut it up on Facebook…

Facebook!
gagging at the fact that people are posting full nudes on instagram
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Me as soon as the temperature is under 50 degrees…
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Generally me…
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good Morning 👋🏽
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This…
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Wave
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Wat….
October 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Good Morning Everyone 🐻 ☀️
August 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Why settle for potential when you can have performance?
August 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I can tell when someone is lying to me…
August 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Good Morning😉
August 8, 2025 at 12:22 PM
They literally painted him in hell 😂

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British Republicanism has never quite recovered from how dope HRH Charles III's official portrait is.
August 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
This actually is me though….
August 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Probably not the first movie, however the earliest movie which sticks in my mind is the Pokémon Movie…
August 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Good Morning… 🐻🌞
July 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hopefully everyone is having a good day so far….
July 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I speak 5 languages….
July 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Feels like Summer today…

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July 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM