shplurmff
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it/its, they/them
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A rabbit, also sometimes referred to as a "bunny", was a kind of minor deity worshipped in the early 21st century
February 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A rabbit, also sometimes referred to as a "bunny", was a kind of minor deity worshipped in the early 21st century
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November 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Do you like my pet turkey
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Do you like my pet turkey
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November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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the “you just died. the sixth image in your phone gallery is what killed you” thing is going around. it’s pretty funny, but I don’t feel like quoting anyone for it.
this is accurate. i’d let me kill me.
this is accurate. i’d let me kill me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the “you just died. the sixth image in your phone gallery is what killed you” thing is going around. it’s pretty funny, but I don’t feel like quoting anyone for it.
this is accurate. i’d let me kill me.
this is accurate. i’d let me kill me.
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text conversation gives me way too much time to back out lol. as soon as i've formulated what i want to say the convo's somewhere else.
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
text conversation gives me way too much time to back out lol. as soon as i've formulated what i want to say the convo's somewhere else.
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Teach your rabbit TM035 Flamethrower. You can do this right now. It's free and easy. There are no downsides to teaching your rabbit how to perform Flamethrower.
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Teach your rabbit TM035 Flamethrower. You can do this right now. It's free and easy. There are no downsides to teaching your rabbit how to perform Flamethrower.
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thinking about superstructures again. a place as vast as space needs a listening device as equally vast. it's Important
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
thinking about superstructures again. a place as vast as space needs a listening device as equally vast. it's Important
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テーブルの脚に抱きついてるみたいなまめきち
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
テーブルの脚に抱きついてるみたいなまめきち
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THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
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Happy wild bunnies binky & give kisses.
Peaches may be about as happy as they come 🥰
recorded tonight (11.20.2025)
*I'm only holding my phone, no treats. This is how she greets me. But...she does know she's going to get a treat ☺️
YT playlist in comments 🐰💜
#bunny #rabbit #wildlife #mammals #nature
Peaches may be about as happy as they come 🥰
recorded tonight (11.20.2025)
*I'm only holding my phone, no treats. This is how she greets me. But...she does know she's going to get a treat ☺️
YT playlist in comments 🐰💜
#bunny #rabbit #wildlife #mammals #nature
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM