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Your favorite crustacean's favorite crustacean.
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Gillennial.
Our Flag Means Daddy Gang.
🦪₵Ⱡł₮ ₵ɄⱠ₮🦪 Leader.
THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT
Pinned
IMPORTANT REMINDER:
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.
Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
If you suddenly and without warning get a case of the Bad Brain, you're probably about to get your period.
Your friends and partners love you.
You are smart and capable. You're doing a good job.
The weight of the world is not on your shoulders.
You will not always feel this bad.
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just three bisexuals looking at each other
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
just three bisexuals looking at each other
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Me when I watch Heated Rivalry
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Me when I watch Heated Rivalry
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People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
People keep asking if the gay hockey show is good or bad but it is simply too horny for either of those words to apply
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Drag queen Pattie Gonia raises $1.1 million on 100-mile trek in full drag
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/08/drag-queen-pattie-gonia-raises-1-1-million-on-100-mile-trek-in-full-drag/?utm_content=1765203603&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/08/drag-queen-pattie-gonia-raises-1-1-million-on-100-mile-trek-in-full-drag/?utm_content=1765203603&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Drag queen Pattie Gonia raises $1.1 million on 100-mile trek in full drag
Drag queen Pattie Gonia has raised more than $1.1 million for environmental non-profits after taking on a 100-mile trek in full drag.
www.thepinknews.com
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Drag queen Pattie Gonia raises $1.1 million on 100-mile trek in full drag
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/08/drag-queen-pattie-gonia-raises-1-1-million-on-100-mile-trek-in-full-drag/?utm_content=1765203603&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/08/drag-queen-pattie-gonia-raises-1-1-million-on-100-mile-trek-in-full-drag/?utm_content=1765203603&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
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The gulf between “I am happy with my life and my friends and family” and “every institution is gearing up to unperson and/or murder me” is so fucking huge.
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The gulf between “I am happy with my life and my friends and family” and “every institution is gearing up to unperson and/or murder me” is so fucking huge.
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I have started the yaoi
that is about
the hockey
and which
you all told me
has
a lot of butts
I'm screaming
they are so cheesy
so dumb
and so naked
that is about
the hockey
and which
you all told me
has
a lot of butts
I'm screaming
they are so cheesy
so dumb
and so naked
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I have started the yaoi
that is about
the hockey
and which
you all told me
has
a lot of butts
I'm screaming
they are so cheesy
so dumb
and so naked
that is about
the hockey
and which
you all told me
has
a lot of butts
I'm screaming
they are so cheesy
so dumb
and so naked
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I keep saying oh I need to travel less, calm down, stop overbooking myself and then I continue to travel, be frantic, and overbook myself
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I keep saying oh I need to travel less, calm down, stop overbooking myself and then I continue to travel, be frantic, and overbook myself
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unpopular take but women need to stop apologizing for liking the stuff their gender is associated with. fanfiction, pop concerts and pink isn't cringe or guilt pleasure or dumb. it's fun and exciting and sometimes amazing. we get to have that too.
December 7, 2025 at 6:34 AM
unpopular take but women need to stop apologizing for liking the stuff their gender is associated with. fanfiction, pop concerts and pink isn't cringe or guilt pleasure or dumb. it's fun and exciting and sometimes amazing. we get to have that too.
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Everything is awful!
*But it would be worse if I relapsed.*
This is my thought for the day, you can have it as yours for FREE if that's helpful to you.
*But it would be worse if I relapsed.*
This is my thought for the day, you can have it as yours for FREE if that's helpful to you.
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Everything is awful!
*But it would be worse if I relapsed.*
This is my thought for the day, you can have it as yours for FREE if that's helpful to you.
*But it would be worse if I relapsed.*
This is my thought for the day, you can have it as yours for FREE if that's helpful to you.
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So gavin newsome says he is anti-zohran, doesn't want to tax the rich, and wants to keep a "big tent" in the dem party (aka, continue getting money from billionaires and corps.)
ANYWAY Gavin newsome should NOT be our next fucking president FUCK THAT MAN
ANYWAY Gavin newsome should NOT be our next fucking president FUCK THAT MAN
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
So gavin newsome says he is anti-zohran, doesn't want to tax the rich, and wants to keep a "big tent" in the dem party (aka, continue getting money from billionaires and corps.)
ANYWAY Gavin newsome should NOT be our next fucking president FUCK THAT MAN
ANYWAY Gavin newsome should NOT be our next fucking president FUCK THAT MAN
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God tier timeline juxtaposition.
December 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
God tier timeline juxtaposition.
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they should invent a sitting position that is comfortable
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
they should invent a sitting position that is comfortable
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stede getting aggressively into the christmas spirit like they’re mid raid and he’s yelling at lucius “giddy-up jingle horse!!” lucius, disgusted, “that’s the worst thing anyone’s ever called me”
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
stede getting aggressively into the christmas spirit like they’re mid raid and he’s yelling at lucius “giddy-up jingle horse!!” lucius, disgusted, “that’s the worst thing anyone’s ever called me”
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Here she is! Now with daylight. "You used to pick flowers", a love(ly) letter to OFMD. I've listed it at £20 in my shop if anyone would like (and can tweak the design for the buyer). I'll be sharing the free pattern just as soon as I have time to finish it ko-fi.com/s/f170a4cdea RTs appreeshed!
December 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Here she is! Now with daylight. "You used to pick flowers", a love(ly) letter to OFMD. I've listed it at £20 in my shop if anyone would like (and can tweak the design for the buyer). I'll be sharing the free pattern just as soon as I have time to finish it ko-fi.com/s/f170a4cdea RTs appreeshed!
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December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dick Van Dyke??? ok well Cunt Truck Homo
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BEHOLD
so I asked Rhys to sing to me about Ed and Stede and now I'm on the floor and this is stuck in my head
so I asked Rhys to sing to me about Ed and Stede and now I'm on the floor and this is stuck in my head
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
BEHOLD
so I asked Rhys to sing to me about Ed and Stede and now I'm on the floor and this is stuck in my head
so I asked Rhys to sing to me about Ed and Stede and now I'm on the floor and this is stuck in my head
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It costs 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
These bags can be worn in many ways!
Store: Bibipins.com
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
These bags can be worn in many ways!
Store: Bibipins.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It costs 0$ to share a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale.
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
These bags can be worn in many ways!
Store: Bibipins.com
Get 10% off using code BIBIPINSSALEWEEK on almost everything in my store!! Ends Dec 5th at 11:59PM MST. I rarely have sales.
These bags can be worn in many ways!
Store: Bibipins.com
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Hey loves, we have come to the midpoint between pay periods and once again could use some help this month. Current needs are groceries and meds (and we're $75 in the red thanks to bank fees). Any help or shares are hugely appreciated, donation and wishlift links in the next post:
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Hey loves, we have come to the midpoint between pay periods and once again could use some help this month. Current needs are groceries and meds (and we're $75 in the red thanks to bank fees). Any help or shares are hugely appreciated, donation and wishlift links in the next post:
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Bign't Bangn't
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Bign't Bangn't
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Nina update: We went to the gastroenterologist and she prescribed some compounded medications for Nina and some regular ones, changed her food, and we'll repeat the tests in 30 days. Here are the prescriptions without my information.
Any help would be very welcomed at this point ❤️🩹🐱
Any help would be very welcomed at this point ❤️🩹🐱
November 15, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Nina update: We went to the gastroenterologist and she prescribed some compounded medications for Nina and some regular ones, changed her food, and we'll repeat the tests in 30 days. Here are the prescriptions without my information.
Any help would be very welcomed at this point ❤️🩹🐱
Any help would be very welcomed at this point ❤️🩹🐱
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Disabled isn't a dirty word, and it's fine to work through internalized ableism if you were raised thinking so. We live in an ableist world.
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Disabled isn't a dirty word, and it's fine to work through internalized ableism if you were raised thinking so. We live in an ableist world.
Petition to call the Reverse Big Bang the small whisper
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Petition to call the Reverse Big Bang the small whisper