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Shrimp Teeth
@shrimpteeth.bsky.social
I used to write exclusively about ethical non-monogamy but now I run my mouth about whatever I want.
You can buy my book if you still want polyamorous advice.
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https://linktr.ee/ShrimpDentist
I’m coming for you with my québécois accent and demonstrably wrong opinions 😘
August 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
@sugarbutch.net told me it was mandatory to take a selfie in @charliesqueerbooks.bsky.social ‘s iconic flamingo bathroom so here it is! Thanks again for hosting my book launch event 💚🦩 it was lovely to see so many of you there!!
May 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This weekend I’ll be in Seattle at @charliesqueerbooks.bsky.social with @sugarbutch.net to talk about my new book Polyamorous Advice. See you there!
May 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
My first book event is tomorrow at @sheboptheshop.bsky.social

Get tickets here:

www.sheboptheshop.com/polyamorous-...
April 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The way talentless corporate hacks defend generative AI proves they are incapable of differentiating between art and plagiarized slop. It’s only interchangeable to people devoid of passion and curiosity, for whom art is nothing more than an image with a price tag.
April 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Having to paint white over our mt hood bedroom mural feels like a sad metaphor for our times…
March 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Monogamous people often think that polyamorous people are trying to make them poly just by existing, but this is far from the truth. I want you to be happy in whatever relationship works best for you and your partner
March 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Not everyone has the same definition of cheating. Make sure you and your partner are on the same page.

Read the full article:
lustery.com/pov/article/...
March 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If you have questions about non-monogamy and need someone to chat with, book a peer support session!

shrimpteeth.com/peer
March 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Barnes & Noble Premium & Rewards Members get 25% off pre-orders for my book Polyamorous Advice You Won’t Get From Your Monogamous Friends from Wednesday, February 5th through Friday, February 7th

Check it out 👇

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/polyamorou...
February 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Whether you like it or not, sex education is a vital public health measure. Removing accurate information has dangerous consequences.
February 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Curious about the perks of erotic massages? Check out my article for Lustery POV
December 16, 2024 at 4:48 PM
The second chapter of my new book, Polyamorous Advice You Won’t Get From Your Monogamous Friends, focuses on deconstructing compulsory monogamy ideology. I list 50 examples of assumptions that stem from comp mono ideology.
If you like this series, please pre-order my book! 🧡
December 12, 2024 at 4:42 PM
My book is finally ready for pre-order! I’m so excited for y’all to read it ☺️
November 24, 2024 at 5:38 PM