he promised us a new stove before this one started shitting itself so badly all the time and every time he comes to do a half assed repair he acts like we’re speaking another language when we say “new stove.” provide me with adequate cooking appliances and maybe we’ll talk. i hate him lol

also i just got this thing a year ago and it’s NICE. my stove is a mess that barely works that he has unsuccessfully promised to fix for three years but in reality just does some janky shit that keeps it working almost right for like a month & then we do the dance all over again.

hahahaha holy shit no wonder me and christopher nolan got beef

my husband had 10 i had 4 lmao

just like mike pence wants jesus to do with the jews