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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 5h

oh absolutely

lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 6h

jiang cheng not being into sex but craving praise so he'll allow himself to be fucked as long as they talk about how much they like it and how good his body feels around them

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 7h

yeah wei wuxian would yap about quantum mechanics while bouncing on it

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 8h

hottest way to dom a lan is to stand over them and pry open their jaw and force alcohol down their throat. if they swallow like a good little thing instead of struggling out of your grip, it's because they like you. come back tomorrow for more tips on how to dom a lan

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 9h

being the only one permitted by xie lian to kneel for him even nonsexually would lay hua cheng out every time he thinks about it

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 9h

if xie lian licked emings eye would hua cheng feel it and if so what would it feel like

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 9h

i feel about them exactly the normal amount (650,000,000 feelings per square inch)

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 9h

EXACTLY and jc would get what he fought so hard for as a child and never got- for someone to see him as the best, worthy, the favorite. and luo binghe would take him more seriously than anyone, would listen and follow, and jc would never take pity or go easy on him in a spar, he would APPRECIATE him

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 9h

jiang cheng and luo binghe im sorry that i ship you

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태사 @taesa0412.bsky.social · Jan 3

#TGCF

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 10h

IM GLAD YOU SEE IT WESTIE

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 10h

monsterfuckers should not be afraid of the dark. whats the worst that could be in there, a demon?? ghost?? the devil?? just get really horny about it and maybe youll calm down

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 10h

and when the pairing is one where pups is extra right like fucking. luo binghe with goddamn anyone. i know that motherfucker wants pups. i know what he is

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 10h

every time an omegaverse fic refers to human babies conceptually or on screen as pups um yeah you cooked here

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · Feb 27

wuming. wum. womb. coincidence? i think not.

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

LMFAO I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THESE ARE ALL HET SHIPS UNTIL NOW. thats how u know it was truly random

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

he could be her friend, not just another member of the crew that is like family. ig thats what im saying. they could be besties or more in a way that would be easy and make sense

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

he *could* be familial to her, but i mean he wouldnt feel strictly like *family* to her in the way the rest of the crew does, like kaylee being sisterly or mal being kind of paternal (though thats debatable) sizhui on the crew could be close to her, in a different way than simon is "brotherly"

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

they both have childhoods of being hurt for something they had no control over, at different developmental stages but resulting in them both losing most of their family, through death or abandonment. they are both incredibly empathetic and want to right the wrongs of the world. in this essay i will-

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

he is a true sweetheart she would be able to tell and trust him, he would be careful and gentle with her without being familial to her or infantilizing her, he would recognize her brilliance and be intimidated by it/her sometimes but like in a sweet little boy way, and he wouldn't be scared of her.

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shizun slut truther @wifebeam.bsky.social · 11h

(surfaces from a sea of journal articles) luo binghe bullying sqq is so important to me. just call me husband and i’ll slow down ❤️

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

sizhui and river actually is a galaxy brain ship. that would be so cute. they are so different but have so much in common

lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

(pulling names out of a hat) "lan sizhui" and... "river tam". makes sense to me. "dean winchester" and... "yushi huang". absolutely, great. she doms him. "toji fushiguro" and... "rosita espinosa". fuck it, fine. shes too good for him but its still hot.

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

that sounds fucking incredible actually im so serious

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

(pulling names out of a hat) "lan sizhui" and... "river tam". makes sense to me. "dean winchester" and... "yushi huang". absolutely, great. she doms him. "toji fushiguro" and... "rosita espinosa". fuck it, fine. shes too good for him but its still hot.

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lanling, baby @silentfuture.bsky.social · 11h

the list of pairings i refuse to ship is so so so much shorter than the list i do ship or am willing to ship. throw literally any two characters from any media i know of at me and almost always i'll be like "yeah, sure, what the hell."

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