Ian Simpkins #FBPE ⭐ #FBPPR
@simmo42.bsky.social
Science, music, travel and opaque jokes. I prefer "progressive liberal" to "lefty".
I don't follow back people who push Crypto.
If you're really desperate to know more you can ready my autobiography..
I don't follow back people who push Crypto.
If you're really desperate to know more you can ready my autobiography..
I was out last week, though doing a Christmas pub music quiz it was inevitable. However, I haven’t heard it otherwise.
Made it to the 22nd a couple of years ago. I won’t do that again.
Made it to the 22nd a couple of years ago. I won’t do that again.
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I was out last week, though doing a Christmas pub music quiz it was inevitable. However, I haven’t heard it otherwise.
Made it to the 22nd a couple of years ago. I won’t do that again.
Made it to the 22nd a couple of years ago. I won’t do that again.
Trouble is, despite his denials many of his supporters like him precisely because they think he's a racist
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Trouble is, despite his denials many of his supporters like him precisely because they think he's a racist
The rot set in long ago..
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The rot set in long ago..
Give the child a new toy and they'll love you for five minutes. This is what FIFA (and pretty much everyone who has dealt with Trump lately) is doing. It's embarrassing if you have any awareness, which MAGA don't.
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Give the child a new toy and they'll love you for five minutes. This is what FIFA (and pretty much everyone who has dealt with Trump lately) is doing. It's embarrassing if you have any awareness, which MAGA don't.
Haven't heard of most of the artists, though Cmat is great. And I will have been to over 20 gigs this year, even if few were contemporary. Nova Twins were good..
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Haven't heard of most of the artists, though Cmat is great. And I will have been to over 20 gigs this year, even if few were contemporary. Nova Twins were good..
Good idea but we don't have enough really big cells.
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Good idea but we don't have enough really big cells.
How do you know if they're clean otherwise? I don't think I've ever worn underwear that wasn't white.
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 AM
How do you know if they're clean otherwise? I don't think I've ever worn underwear that wasn't white.
And don't get me started on a perfectly good charger and a perfectly good cable and yet Apple device says "not charging". Like it know it should be, it just doesn't want to.
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
And don't get me started on a perfectly good charger and a perfectly good cable and yet Apple device says "not charging". Like it know it should be, it just doesn't want to.
Well if ever I go on that show "Room 101" I'm putting Friends in.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Well if ever I go on that show "Room 101" I'm putting Friends in.
Friends is a soap opera, not a sitcom.
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Friends is a soap opera, not a sitcom.
I bet his school had charitable status...
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I bet his school had charitable status...
And they're buying the Torygraph, because the right wing press doesn't have enough of a stranglehold on the UK media already.
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
And they're buying the Torygraph, because the right wing press doesn't have enough of a stranglehold on the UK media already.
I did hear that the main reason men gave for having enlargement surgery was to look more impressive in the gym changing room. Maybe more guys are in the closet that we know.
And it's not how long you are but how long you last...
And it's not how long you are but how long you last...
November 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I did hear that the main reason men gave for having enlargement surgery was to look more impressive in the gym changing room. Maybe more guys are in the closet that we know.
And it's not how long you are but how long you last...
And it's not how long you are but how long you last...
Same. Except I make myself a year younger if any websites ask for a birthday I don't think they need to know.
November 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Same. Except I make myself a year younger if any websites ask for a birthday I don't think they need to know.
Given the negligible 'improvements' from one version to the next, there's no need to get a new one until your old one dies.
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Given the negligible 'improvements' from one version to the next, there's no need to get a new one until your old one dies.
Trouble is, many of his supporters like him precisely because they think he's a racist.
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trouble is, many of his supporters like him precisely because they think he's a racist.
Trouble is a lot of Reform supporters have a worryingly favourable impression of Putin.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Trouble is a lot of Reform supporters have a worryingly favourable impression of Putin.
Who's the white guy with the beard?
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Who's the white guy with the beard?
Nobody is going to realize we need to do something that really makes a difference until it's too late. New York has to flood or something. We're still at the "appease the greens but carry on anyway" stage. Plus huge numbers of people, quite rightly, worry more about getting enough to eat.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Nobody is going to realize we need to do something that really makes a difference until it's too late. New York has to flood or something. We're still at the "appease the greens but carry on anyway" stage. Plus huge numbers of people, quite rightly, worry more about getting enough to eat.
Well, I have now..
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Well, I have now..