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Sim Turner
@simturner.bsky.social
Husband, father, Goose lover
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So I may have been the lucky belle who caught that rose Cotter threw out to the crowd at the start of Set 2. Cotter, if you’re reading this, our love is written in the stars, no wait…in the balls? 😂❤️🪿🌹

@goose-band.bsky.social @peteranspach.bsky.social
Did I buy a colonial costume or 2 that are being delivered on Monday? Mayhaps I did, indeed!
two men dressed as george washington and abraham lincoln are sitting next to each other .
ALT: two men dressed as george washington and abraham lincoln are sitting next to each other .
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December 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
My son @ashtonjoshuaturner.bsky.social just kinda casually dropped this today. 👀

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who am i without you
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December 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Stoked that 8 nights from now we will be getting more of this in our lives. Cant wait! (Shoutout to @tonycars10s.me ) for some head bopping cameos in this vid). ♥️🔥🪿🪐
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
You guys ever listen to this? 👀
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Tonight I learned what a “spirit animal” really is 😏

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Drunk raccoon found passed out on liquor store floor after breaking in - BBC News
The intoxicated animal suffered no injuries and was released back into the wild by animal protection once sober.
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December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Set 2: Airborne Mike
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Well wouldja look at that. @teesthatjam.com has a new handle on this here website. Welp. See ya later.

www.teesthatjam.com/product/nati...
National Goose Association (Hoodie) - Tees That Jam
A soft, mid-weight Champion hoodie that blends vintage sports energy with relaxed everyday wear. The white cotton-poly blend feels smooth against the skin and
www.teesthatjam.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is WAY better than I remembered it being. Wow.
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Thank god for @teesthatjam.bsky.social because ain’t no way I’d wear any of those new Goose merch drops. WTAF is going on in The Organization?
November 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I just read chapter 21 of The Little
Prince to my 6 year old and my father in front of a roaring fire. You wanna know who I am? Go read that chapter and know that’s who I want to be.

Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s actually crispy cold out tonight in Denver, so it’s time to break out The Album Leaf and a dark beer so a welcome to the winter hot tub sesh. Nothing makes me want to curl up by a fire and watch snow fall outside like this record. ♥️❄️
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In progress. Luna Luna clearly JotY, but I’ll accept any of my other 1 seeds, TBH. Still a bit of jockeying for position to be done.
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Many happy returns! ♥️🔥🪿
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sex on the beach
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Same bro, same…
November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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It’s pretty simple.

When you do a huge armed midnight raid on an apartment building rounding up and terrorizing children and later find out there were no criminals there everyone involved resigns in shame and we have loud showy Congressional hearings.
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’d like to thank Trey for thinking of me. I always hoped I’d have a song named after me someday, but assumed it’d be @bisonjams.bsky.social not Jerry Garcia’s grandson, but I’m honored nonetheless.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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👇👇
November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Happening now in Denver. Full on northern lights visible from the back deck. Wow.
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Man, I sure hope Trevor Weekz is aware of this content @peteranspach.bsky.social
Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats!
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Thinking I’ll check out the other bird band’s stream tonight. Not sure if I can handle another bird band in my life, but there’s only 1 way to find out!
a flock of geese are walking across a sandy beach on a sunny day .
ALT: a flock of geese are walking across a sandy beach on a sunny day .
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November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I know I cry a lot at Goose shows, but I had tears in my eyes for a while set there. Dang man…

@sigurros.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sigur Ros at Mission Ballroom tonight. I can smell the spirit of Arcadia hovering amongst the rafters. May the glory of that Arcadian specter mingle with the transcendence of ( ) and make something spectacular.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Honorable mention to the soundtrack from Castlevania…Stage 1: Vampire Killer
November 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM