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Sir Alonne
@sir-alonne.bsky.social
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Shoddy self taught fencer and HEMA nerd.
Transfem 🏳️‍⚧️
Miyazaki's weakest invader ⚔️
MDNI
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briarwillow.bsky.social
I'm gonna go fucking feral
A lithe, nun-like woman wearing a white dress with a black leather garb somewhat resembling a habit over the dress. She also has black leather gloves and a black leather hood, and weilds a large, black mace. A curvy, angelic figure with pale, purple-white skin, shoulder-length blonde hair, and white wings, weilding a golden polearm in her right hand. She has ornate white armor on her head covering her eyes, and protecting her four limbs, while wearing a white cloth top and skirt that leaves her stomach, cleavage, and thighs exposed. She has an hourglass figure and her hips are nearly twice as wide as her waist.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
Ishizaki if he doesn't have like fifty new moves I won't forgive you.

#Nightreign
Screenshot of Artorias from the Nightreign Forsaken hollows dlc trailer. A knight in blue surcoat with an obscured face, hunched over posture, a black plume on his helm and a greatsword on his shoulder. There's a man impaled on the greatsword.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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guttertongue.bsky.social
Loam: A rich, fertile soil composed of sand, silt, clay and humus.
fanart of Loam, an NPC character from Hollow Knight: Silksong. He is laying in a bed of lush moss which is surrounded by clear water. The moss itself sports small white flowers. The background is shrouded by a collection of green leafy vegetation, many of which have gleaming drops of water on their leaves. The scene is lit by dappled sunlight. A single lumafly alights on the tip of Loam's beak. #art #fanart #silksongFanart #silksong 🖌️
November 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
Screenshot of a discord conversation. "Sir" Alonne: Silksong broke the steam store lmao insret: fork found in kitchen type statement
September 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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chimeracoder.bsky.social
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
"Ishizaki sensei, the new amoeba fight we designed, it's shit."

"Give them a storm ruler, they won't notice."

"Genius!"
#NIGHTREIGN
August 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
Thank you Hideo game Kojima.
Screenshot of an automated DM from discord saying "We determined you're in the adult age group."
July 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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beetlebuggyboy.bsky.social
Also as an addition; sign this petition ASAP if you're someone in the UK.

Rather than just sitting around and doing fuck all, we need to make it clear that this Bullshit OSA won't work. Ever. Nor do folk fucking want it.

Contact your MPs about the bill too.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
July 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
Goodbye Bluesky, it was fun while it lasted.
mikestabile.bsky.social Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · Jul 10
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.

I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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maladroithe.bsky.social
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
yasharali.bsky.social Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · Jun 18
Vice-President JD Vance confirms he has joined BlueSky.

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
JD Vance V @JDVance Just set up my page on @bluesky, hope to see you guys there! un valive @jd-vance-1.bsky.social Follow Hello Bluesky, I've been told this app has become the place to go for common sense political discussion and analysis. So I'm thrilled to be here to engage with all of you. States" supports this position). The implication of these arguments is that courts should defer to so-called expert con- There are several problems with appealing and deferring to the authority of the expert class. First, so-called experts have no license to countermand the "wisdom, fairness, or logic of legislative choices." FCC v. Beach Communications, Inc., 508 U. S. 307, 313 (1993). Second, contrary to the representations of the United States and the private plaintiffs there is no medical consensus on how best to treat gender dysphoria in children. Third, notwithstanding the alleged experts' view that young children can provide informed consent to irreversible sex-transition treatments, whether such consent is possible is a question of medical ethics that States must decide for themselves. Fourth, there are particularly good reasons to question the expert class here, as recent revelations suggest that leading voices in this area have relied on questionable evidence, and have allowed ide-logy to influence their medical guidand Taken together, this case serves as a useful reminder that the American people and their representatives are en- JD Vance @jd-vance-1.bsky.social • 47s To that end, I found Justice Thomas's concurrence on medical care for transgender youth quite illuminating. He argues that many of our so-called "experts" have used bad arguments anc substandard science to push experimental therapies on our youth. JD Vance @jd-vance-1.bsky.social • 46s I might add that many of those scientists are receiving substantial resources from big pharma to push these medicines on kids. What do you think?
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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atticus.haus
“You are over here gooning to the shadows on the cave wall” is the new “cellar door”
Screenshot of Reddit post titled “CANNOT HOLD MY SILENCE ON THIS ANY LONGER” post text reads “ souls games are filled with smoking 10/10 of you motherfuckers will zerk off to the most off model non-canon bullshit you can find. Canon Marina is lean, quite possibly shredded, with a small chest, and she’s hot as fuck. But you so-called gooners have to depict her with j-cups before you can get your rocks off.you do not want Marika you want a generic blond giantess bimbo. You are over here goonIng to the shadows on the cave wall. Seek enlightenment.
June 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
If you see this post a sword ⚔️
Me holding my synthetic zweihander in my sunlit bedroom. The grip chord is red,the double ringed cross is steel and the grey blade has a bright red "do not switch off!" warning sticker on it. I'm not wearing a shirt and the veins in my forearms are standing out in the heat. The walls are painted dark blue and there's a green ornamental dolphin on the shelf in the background.
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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joles.bsky.social
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
May 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
Without context, post a pic from your camera roll.
Screenshot of a YouTube live chat. The conversation goeth thusly: "Like your prostate?" "sane ryan: 'he's talking about your doodoo soul butthole egg'" "butt souls 2" "Hand over that thing... your butt soul..." "OMG THAT VIDEO" "what glitch were you talking about with the other red??" "we're gaining insight here" "a fine butt soul to you" "i wish people would stop using the word lore everything is crystal clear to me" "I need tp for my bungsoul"
May 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
Image of a repeating cycle titled "unstructured time" There are things I need to do -> there are also things I want to do -> I can't do both -> guess I'll do nothing -> there are things I need to do.....
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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masteratarms.bsky.social
From a moment when I was contemplating how best to say something, and realised I say it best with swords.

#TransMenareMen #TransWomenareWomen #hema #fencing #londonlongswordfamily #londonlongswordacademy #learnswordfighting #london
May 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
-Fromsoft pvp game
-switch exclusive
a close up of an octopus 's face with a beard
ALT: a close up of an octopus 's face with a beard
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April 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
sir-alonne.bsky.social
I did a thing.
Yes the thumbnail is cringe, no I'm not sorry.
#darksouls #darksouls2
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Sir Alonne boss fight, no sprint/block/roll
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February 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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ironlily.bsky.social
Guys, we’ve failed on X and got mocked by Leonie. 🥲
February 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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ironlily.bsky.social
Go on, try it.
February 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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thetransfemininereview.com
The Holocaust didn't start in concentration camps.

It started in hospitals and asylums (where many trans Weimar Germans were sent after Berlin's queer culture collapsed) when the Nazis decided it was better to euthanize the disabled and the mentally ill than pay for their healthcare. 6/
February 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM