Sirtimbob
@sirtimbob.bsky.social
You don’t care who i am, just go with i’m some fat guy
Maybe they’ll bring back the animatronic pikachu back…as a treat
December 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Maybe they’ll bring back the animatronic pikachu back…as a treat
So pat, what was the worst backseating you had to deal with?
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
So pat, what was the worst backseating you had to deal with?
Maybe you press it and your bottle uses your water to make ai slop, like taking a donation
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Maybe you press it and your bottle uses your water to make ai slop, like taking a donation
You can hear cracks in the dam break before a flood:
Sarah: “It’s making me think too much about the Omegaverse”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
Sarah: “It’s making me think too much about the Omegaverse”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You can hear cracks in the dam break before a flood:
Sarah: “It’s making me think too much about the Omegaverse”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
Sarah: “It’s making me think too much about the Omegaverse”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
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Sarah: “It’s making me think too much about the Omegaverse”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sarah: “It’s making me think too much about the Omegaverse”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
Sarah: “It’s making me think too much about the Omegaverse”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sarah: “It’s making me think too much about the Omegaverse”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
Haley: “…what?”
Sarah: “Don’t google that, let’s end the podcast right now.”
Kelsey: “What?”
Sarah: “End the podcast!”
Haley: “…mpreg…?”
Sarah: “End the podcast! … END THE PODCAST!!!”
Also hope i’m not ragging on you too much, it’s just too funny not to make jokes
November 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Also hope i’m not ragging on you too much, it’s just too funny not to make jokes
Great idea for a pew pew bang episode: Make up some rando topic, but secretly it’s just an intervention for Janet’s unfinished games list.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Great idea for a pew pew bang episode: Make up some rando topic, but secretly it’s just an intervention for Janet’s unfinished games list.
What I read was: “Here are 13 games I plan on finishing before deep cleaning my kitchen”
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
What I read was: “Here are 13 games I plan on finishing before deep cleaning my kitchen”
Best part: normal sized Uno cards.
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Best part: normal sized Uno cards.
You had his phone and went with “stinky doo doo brain”? Shake it up paige! Make him throw out a memorable one like “Guys, I was so wrong about pickles being bad.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You had his phone and went with “stinky doo doo brain”? Shake it up paige! Make him throw out a memorable one like “Guys, I was so wrong about pickles being bad.”
Who needs sleep anyway?
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Who needs sleep anyway?
Let him do a crime!
God forbid a dog have a hobby.
God forbid a dog have a hobby.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Let him do a crime!
God forbid a dog have a hobby.
God forbid a dog have a hobby.
A dedicated Saturday morning is always the best.
When I got my first house, my dad came to visit and as I showed him around, he stopped me in the front lawn and pointed out some trash. He said “you see that chip bag over there? NO ONE is going to pick that up for you. It’s all on you now.”
When I got my first house, my dad came to visit and as I showed him around, he stopped me in the front lawn and pointed out some trash. He said “you see that chip bag over there? NO ONE is going to pick that up for you. It’s all on you now.”
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A dedicated Saturday morning is always the best.
When I got my first house, my dad came to visit and as I showed him around, he stopped me in the front lawn and pointed out some trash. He said “you see that chip bag over there? NO ONE is going to pick that up for you. It’s all on you now.”
When I got my first house, my dad came to visit and as I showed him around, he stopped me in the front lawn and pointed out some trash. He said “you see that chip bag over there? NO ONE is going to pick that up for you. It’s all on you now.”
Can we put her goodbye letter to League of Legends over this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Can we put her goodbye letter to League of Legends over this?
Just used rot 13…..are there other rot numbers im meant to check?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just used rot 13…..are there other rot numbers im meant to check?
“Really quick, before we get into this war story or not…any other versions of Uno I should buy while I’m on the Amazon?” -Janet
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“Really quick, before we get into this war story or not…any other versions of Uno I should buy while I’m on the Amazon?” -Janet
That’s Zelda, he’s a LEGEND!
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
That’s Zelda, he’s a LEGEND!