sitnaltax
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Weird, but not weird about it
Normal, but again, not weird about it
Normal, but again, not weird about it
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
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![[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore
Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vxkf3dayl4uyc77vv6deraj/bafkreidpnqgypmc6oppofjfzndjgcuxavuzord76sblkc32n6opdjmyadm@jpeg)
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hey i just got a call back from the dicksucking factory. yeah unfortunately they dont want another interview. they said im overqualified for the position
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
hey i just got a call back from the dicksucking factory. yeah unfortunately they dont want another interview. they said im overqualified for the position
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Terminal was one of the early roguelikes; it was never designed to be won
One of the most exciting things modern Linux has is, of course, games.
There are games on Linux, such as Spreadsheet and Calculator and Screensaver. There is even a game called Terminal but no one has ever beat it.
There are games on Linux, such as Spreadsheet and Calculator and Screensaver. There is even a game called Terminal but no one has ever beat it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Terminal was one of the early roguelikes; it was never designed to be won
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FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
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another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
![screenshot of a tweet that reads as follows:
MARY OLIVER: You do not have to walk on your knees for one hundred miles through the desert repenting. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
ME: What if it loves this [shows phone screen]
MARY OLIVER: That's fine but do not show it to me again](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n7xsqoc7ztdsmfuvfmtndp52/bafkreidckcmrloy7b4zi2vfb3d7lfg63hnivaigdo5peksss7ysfesfd4m@jpeg)
July 4, 2023 at 2:35 AM
another all-time tweet I am constantly thinking about
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
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Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug
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Tomorrow from Ezra Klein and Matt Yglesias: the Democratic Party will never win elections again unless it stops listening to its far-left extremists like Bill Kristol
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Tomorrow from Ezra Klein and Matt Yglesias: the Democratic Party will never win elections again unless it stops listening to its far-left extremists like Bill Kristol
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
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{extremely guns n’ roses voice}
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
{extremely guns n’ roses voice}
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
🎶welcome to the jingle
we got one horse sleighs🎶
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And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
And that’s how Calvin got a degree in physics at OU
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"The verse is too dangerous to be shared with the public" is what I tell my critics when they ask where the next poem is.
this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"The verse is too dangerous to be shared with the public" is what I tell my critics when they ask where the next poem is.
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job losses to AI: Ben Garrison
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
job losses to AI: Ben Garrison
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factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 PDFs per year. PDF Georg, who lives in bsky & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
The average American eats 17 PDFs a year in their sleep
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 PDFs per year. PDF Georg, who lives in bsky & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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I remember calling it the Department of Fatherland Security at the time because that was the vibe.
At left: a New York Times letter to the editor from October 9, 2001, warning that "the newly formed homeland security office" could lead America to a very dark place
At right: Tweets today from the Trump Department of Homeland Security
At right: Tweets today from the Trump Department of Homeland Security
![DHS tweets:
The stakes have never been higher, and the goal has never been more clear: Remigration now.
Help Deport Them: [link to job site]
Help Arrest Them: [link to tip site]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gljcmclsvuebhhnvpa2rwvjr/bafkreieiolswrlh6lfcepzxwbnwy2f7wklgse2lw2pe33xie4i6eeig7ry@jpeg)
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I remember calling it the Department of Fatherland Security at the time because that was the vibe.
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Victor Frankenstein sews a bunch of body parts into a monster, brings it to life with electricity.
That monster’s name is Frankenstein.
I mean, what’s the option?
A really long hyphenated surname from all the graves Victor robbed?
That monster’s name is Frankenstein.
I mean, what’s the option?
A really long hyphenated surname from all the graves Victor robbed?
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Victor Frankenstein sews a bunch of body parts into a monster, brings it to life with electricity.
That monster’s name is Frankenstein.
I mean, what’s the option?
A really long hyphenated surname from all the graves Victor robbed?
That monster’s name is Frankenstein.
I mean, what’s the option?
A really long hyphenated surname from all the graves Victor robbed?
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
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Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
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This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown