and for anyone whose brain isn't as poisoned as ours:

it's setsuka, not that you can tell

had an "i forgot games can make me feel like this" reaction to the Lil Hunter fight, full on barely controlled panic. incredible shit. hate this little bastard

as far as i’m aware the development history of yandere games is spotless, i see no reason for concern

in short, this game reminds me enough of metroid prime that i'm enjoying myself. i expected it to be worse. the music is decent, even the new stuff. it does the jingle when you complete a puzzle. low bar? yeah. true. bro i'll take anything vaguely positive over the general torment of this year.

peasant: "but how can it be as good as prime 1 or 2 with things like that, my lord?"

are you stupid? it isn't. it's fine. it reminds you of metroid prime. of course it's not as good as those games were. it's a nintendo game made in 2025. it was never gonna be.

Stating the obvious, but purely that conservatives want to set the post office up to fail so they can destroy it and make mail service purely dependent on for-profit enterprises. It drives them CRAZY how successful the USPS is. How are they supposed to poison it with capitalism this way?

and i was like "someone should say it, it'd be funniest if it was jen"

just thinking about death, you know how it is

just say “we’ll never make Three Kingdoms 2” and let me bury this fuckign relationship already you assholes

it’s finding the clips 😮‍💨 but that’s second