Six Dettmar
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Six Dettmar
@six.scanlinemedia.com
Friendly socialist doomer. Scanline Media Editor-in-Chief. Podcaster. Ace. They/them. DMs open.
and for anyone whose brain isn't as poisoned as ours:
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
it's setsuka, not that you can tell
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
had an "i forgot games can make me feel like this" reaction to the Lil Hunter fight, full on barely controlled panic. incredible shit. hate this little bastard
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
as far as i’m aware the development history of yandere games is spotless, i see no reason for concern
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
in short, this game reminds me enough of metroid prime that i'm enjoying myself. i expected it to be worse. the music is decent, even the new stuff. it does the jingle when you complete a puzzle. low bar? yeah. true. bro i'll take anything vaguely positive over the general torment of this year.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
peasant: "but how can it be as good as prime 1 or 2 with things like that, my lord?"

are you stupid? it isn't. it's fine. it reminds you of metroid prime. of course it's not as good as those games were. it's a nintendo game made in 2025. it was never gonna be.
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Stating the obvious, but purely that conservatives want to set the post office up to fail so they can destroy it and make mail service purely dependent on for-profit enterprises. It drives them CRAZY how successful the USPS is. How are they supposed to poison it with capitalism this way?
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
and i was like "someone should say it, it'd be funniest if it was jen"
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
just thinking about death, you know how it is
December 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
just say “we’ll never make Three Kingdoms 2” and let me bury this fuckign relationship already you assholes
December 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
it’s finding the clips 😮‍💨 but that’s second
December 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM