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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
sweetie π
@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
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six feet of radioactive decay and candy 🎄

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when it’s almost 3pm and all you’ve had to drink today is coffee
desiccated sea worm woman from spongebob squarepants
December 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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happy bday to @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social from doris and myself! hope this is a magical year, my dear 🪄🎂♥️
doris the white and ruby cavalier king charles spaniel resting on a santa pillow on a brown leather sofa
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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me: *searches to see if anyone has done this post before* oh
Explore • All languages ? Q biblically accurate jorts sweetie it@sixfeetofcandy.b... • 8mo biblically accurate jorts
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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we’re all dolly
dolly the doll on the island of misfit toys in rudolph the red nosed reindeer The producer responded that Dolly's problems were psychological and explained that she "was cast off by her mistress and was clinically depressed and Prozac did not exist in those days. " Basically, the girl was struggling with mental health issues and so she got sent away to an island.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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queen xenomorph from aliens sporting some holiday stickers
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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i believe this paw gesture means he’s madly in love with me
benjamin the black and white stripy cat sleeping and crossing his paws into a heart to let me know he’s dreaming about me and loves me very much
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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no one mourns the wicked
wilfred brimley wearing a bitches don’t know bout my diabeetus shirt while also wearing a crown and holding a wand
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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me, whenever someone says bill maher makes some good points
sigourney weaver as ripley with a xenomorph
December 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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he’s booty-full
benjamin the black and white stripy cat looking mighty booty-full
December 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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don’t hate me bc i’m beautiful
doris the cavalier king charles spaniel in her winter sweater looking very regal and lovely
December 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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dog pizza that’s really messed up
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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we saw you from across the bar and wanted to know if we could measure your head and discuss hitler
@SimoneHCollins ... YouTube took this video down—in which we denounce Hitler as a failson, vegetarian, druggy artist who steadfastly blamed his failures on his father for being too strict and marched under a proto-Wiccan symbol. God forbid people question the narrative that he was right wing. a couple of cosplay pilgrims and baby being and looking like total psychos
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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this is for when you want to look like you did in that one weird dream
BG Bergdorf Goodman o •.. Sponsored • © Treat yourself to the most glamorous gifts of the season. BERGDORF Padded Peplum Short-Sleeve Sweater Shop picture of a bizarre lavender sweater and camel colored pants that makes the wearer look like they’re part of an off brand lego build
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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it’s go time
dolphins getting high by messing around with a pufferfish
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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my daughter wanted me to order her this sweater bc she thinks it looks like doris. umm no, this is a dog that’s seen terrible, terrible things
sweater with a cavalier king charles spaniel on it that looks haunted
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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sadly, we lost one of the greats but happily his works remain r.i.p. tom stoppard
'We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered. " *Tom Stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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when someone is eyeballing the last piece of salted caramel apple pie
an orange kitten sitting behind some kind of big ol black gun on a grey couch
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
vintage b&w photo of a woman holding an ax getting ready to lop off a turkey’s head
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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i have something to say
a white man holding a garfield phone saying “go to hell”
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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me boarding my spirit airlines flight
The Alexander McQueen ready-to-wear autumn-winter 2009 show (one of the designer's last before his death) featured women in oversized red lips and outfits that skewed a bit painful—this one looks like a couture straitjacket. The whole show was a satirical look at landmark fashion from the prior century. Getty image
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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making biscuits
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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rfk jr looking like a dumbass while covering his disgusting mouth
November 22, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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this is the quiet posting car bc she’s sleeping in
doris the ruby and white cavalier king charles spaniel is sleeping
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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i wonder where benjamin is?
benjamin’s white back leg and black tail peeking out from under the coffee table that is covered in a xmas cloth of mistletoe and holly
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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ssh, she’s dreaming rn
hello kitty driving a light blue car with blood splatters on the hood
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM