Plug McSassy
@sj.gg
NYT journalist
not on the epstein list, stop asking
endorsements ≠ endorsements
he/him/himbo
check out my website
not on the epstein list, stop asking
endorsements ≠ endorsements
he/him/himbo
check out my website
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My ideal weekend: staying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and pretending I’m in a French film about quiet despair.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My ideal weekend: staying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and pretending I’m in a French film about quiet despair.
just checking if Thorby is capable of turning it off
December 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
just checking if Thorby is capable of turning it off
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ME: Here’s something happening in America that sucks and everyone hates and no one supports
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
June 18, 2024 at 8:33 PM
ME: Here’s something happening in America that sucks and everyone hates and no one supports
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
SOME NON-AMERICAN: This is normal in America and everyone thinks it’s good…but not us, the enlightened global citizens of Mother Earth…we think it’s actually bad, unlike *dry heave sound* Americans 🤣🤣
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Embarrassed to admit it but I really thought I had a shot at the FIFA Peace Prize this year
December 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Embarrassed to admit it but I really thought I had a shot at the FIFA Peace Prize this year
the cat has shat his furry pantaloons. but that won’t stop him from swaggering down the hall and triumphantly raising his butthole in the air
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 AM
the cat has shat his furry pantaloons. but that won’t stop him from swaggering down the hall and triumphantly raising his butthole in the air
pretty embarrassing when i get my proboscis tangled in my cloaca
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
pretty embarrassing when i get my proboscis tangled in my cloaca
i’m sorry but Could It Be Magic by barry manilow is too dramatic to be playing at the airport in the middle of the night
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
i’m sorry but Could It Be Magic by barry manilow is too dramatic to be playing at the airport in the middle of the night
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So it’s NOT my imagination
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So it’s NOT my imagination
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
side effects include: hot eyelid, the "tooth", and becoming a shell of your former self
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
side effects include: hot eyelid, the "tooth", and becoming a shell of your former self
every book no matter how good will have at least one line like "the silent hum of the dawn swelled" instead of just saying it's morning.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
every book no matter how good will have at least one line like "the silent hum of the dawn swelled" instead of just saying it's morning.
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actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 PM
actually Die Hard is a Cow Tools movie
i don’t know why everyone is so against hate crimes. when you hate something is like the best time to commit a crime against it
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
i don’t know why everyone is so against hate crimes. when you hate something is like the best time to commit a crime against it
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i hope the neighbors think i look breedable
March 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i hope the neighbors think i look breedable
gonna start pronouncing Grok "grotch"
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
gonna start pronouncing Grok "grotch"
sorry about the way i've been acting. I've recently become crazed
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 AM
sorry about the way i've been acting. I've recently become crazed
post something random and/or have a wonderful december
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
post something random and/or have a wonderful december
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Babe did you use the snacking butter in your potatoes? That was supposed to be an hors doeurve
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Babe did you use the snacking butter in your potatoes? That was supposed to be an hors doeurve
if young people had any respect they’d be saying shit like “heavens no!” instead of “6 7!”
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
if young people had any respect they’d be saying shit like “heavens no!” instead of “6 7!”
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PSA: if your turkey is still frozen, go ahead and order enough Chinese takeout today to have leftovers tomorrow.
November 27, 2024 at 12:31 PM
PSA: if your turkey is still frozen, go ahead and order enough Chinese takeout today to have leftovers tomorrow.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself