Hot take: this shit is ass

I was absolutely baffled watching his preview. Felt like an April fools joke or something because who the fuck is this for??

There was a guy standing outside taking pictures of the store using a 3DS, so I one-upped him and whipped out a Wii. Then I remembered the Wii doesn’t take pictures 🤷‍♂️

I also completely forgot that Alarmo was a thing and was tempted to pick one up, but then I also remembered the price…

All I got was a Nintendo Tokyo t-shirt and a little Kirby plush. You don’t want to know how much it all came to…

Nah, the frozen pizza section in Tesco’s. Eating them raw to cool down

I’m watching football in Woking this evening and I brought a jumper, jacket, scarf and woolly hat and I barely need the jumper. I’m so confused. I should be fucking freezing

A “Fan” of that game isn’t exactly what I’d call myself, but yes, I am insane 😂

(I’ll fully admit that me and my gf at the time really enjoyed the game. Unlocking all of the character outfits for the amiibo was actually pretty fun. But the game is mostly boring, yes 😬)

I hear that they like it if you shit eggs into them

Actually mental when you look back. As a Nintendo fan they were some dark days, but the Directs kept me going

Can’t wait