patchy is already real

Serperior

could even do non megas. budew itchy pollen...

wriggle nightbug in 4th. good taste detected

munkidori is a redditor

色々誤魔化して生きたいのんちゃんとあんまりはぐらかされると嫌なジャロたん
すっごい内輪ネタで全然解説する気も無いんだけど、ちょっとテンポ感が好きだったのでピックアップ

Okay so they did come to bluesky (@noyack009.bsky.social) but there's no tcg art

there was an artist on twitter who made cute art of the gardevoir deck but I don't think they came to bluesky 😞

fxtwitter.com/noyack009_ac...

Loneliness — WB
Enchantment

At the beginning of each player's end step, if they control no creatures, they lose X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of lands that player controls.

hey, that's not true! we made the phones even bigger! now the smallest model doesn't fit in your pocket anymore

Paranoia — 2WR

When a player casts a spell or activates an ability, if it has a single target, change the target to this creature if able.

When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, exile it. Return it to the battlefield tapped at the beginning of your next end step.

1/1

if you really want it though i think you either cut turkey or ham. you don't need both and we definitely don't have the oven space

neither girl dinner nor boy dinner but a secret third thing