Mr. America
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"The Simpsons" is a documentary. Homer is the median American.
Formerly SkinnerBoxUSA at the other place. IFBAV.
Formerly SkinnerBoxUSA at the other place. IFBAV.
Yeah, but "Thayer" is a name that belongs on some blonde rich douche in the '80s Cusack movie, where Our Hero must ski to prevent Thayer's dad from tearing down the youth center.
Thayer would be played by, I dunno, William Zabka or someone like that.
Thayer would be played by, I dunno, William Zabka or someone like that.
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Yeah, but "Thayer" is a name that belongs on some blonde rich douche in the '80s Cusack movie, where Our Hero must ski to prevent Thayer's dad from tearing down the youth center.
Thayer would be played by, I dunno, William Zabka or someone like that.
Thayer would be played by, I dunno, William Zabka or someone like that.
However much you might think you despise these monsters, trust me, it isn't nearly enough.
I don't just want Thirsty Gnome and her grotesque ilk away from the levers of power, I want them pursued and prosecuted mercilessly, do some prison time, and then live a long miserable life in an alley.
I don't just want Thirsty Gnome and her grotesque ilk away from the levers of power, I want them pursued and prosecuted mercilessly, do some prison time, and then live a long miserable life in an alley.
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
However much you might think you despise these monsters, trust me, it isn't nearly enough.
I don't just want Thirsty Gnome and her grotesque ilk away from the levers of power, I want them pursued and prosecuted mercilessly, do some prison time, and then live a long miserable life in an alley.
I don't just want Thirsty Gnome and her grotesque ilk away from the levers of power, I want them pursued and prosecuted mercilessly, do some prison time, and then live a long miserable life in an alley.
To the extent that I might have any Grand Unified Theory of the "elite" corporate media ecosystem, it's that its primary mission that overrides and underpins *every word* printed or uttered is to keep consumers in a constant state of agitation, confusion, and fear.
It's designed to drive us nuts.
It's designed to drive us nuts.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
To the extent that I might have any Grand Unified Theory of the "elite" corporate media ecosystem, it's that its primary mission that overrides and underpins *every word* printed or uttered is to keep consumers in a constant state of agitation, confusion, and fear.
It's designed to drive us nuts.
It's designed to drive us nuts.
Here's the old, decayed, ghoulish face of the Republicon party -- a literal thief, who literally stole hundreds of millions of dollars from the literal pockets of American taxpayers, and got rewarded for it -- lecturing everyone else on "values" and "knowledge."
Fuck that scumbag. 🖕🤡💩
#FloridaMan
Fuck that scumbag. 🖕🤡💩
#FloridaMan
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Here's the old, decayed, ghoulish face of the Republicon party -- a literal thief, who literally stole hundreds of millions of dollars from the literal pockets of American taxpayers, and got rewarded for it -- lecturing everyone else on "values" and "knowledge."
Fuck that scumbag. 🖕🤡💩
#FloridaMan
Fuck that scumbag. 🖕🤡💩
#FloridaMan
Lol, if that waste of protoplasm can name a single country song other than that Lee Greenwood jingo-fart -- and it's even odds he'd fuck *that* up -- I'll waste money on a Trump flag....just to film myself defiling it in as many ways possible.
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Lol, if that waste of protoplasm can name a single country song other than that Lee Greenwood jingo-fart -- and it's even odds he'd fuck *that* up -- I'll waste money on a Trump flag....just to film myself defiling it in as many ways possible.
Illegal immigrant nazi -- who also happens to be a huge defense contractor -- has thoughts.
#DeportThisAsshole
#DeportThisAsshole
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Illegal immigrant nazi -- who also happens to be a huge defense contractor -- has thoughts.
#DeportThisAsshole
#DeportThisAsshole
"I like pudding it's nummy where's Kayleigh with my pudding? I can tell a camel from a elfalump!"
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"I like pudding it's nummy where's Kayleigh with my pudding? I can tell a camel from a elfalump!"
It sounds exactly like the kind of house a hopelessly inept political contractor like Jeffries would slap together.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
It sounds exactly like the kind of house a hopelessly inept political contractor like Jeffries would slap together.
As much as I pick on useless dinks such as Jeffries and Schumer, I really don't think I'm nearly mean *enough*. This was made either through a focus group of card-carrying mow-rons, or a poorly-trained chatbot.
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
As much as I pick on useless dinks such as Jeffries and Schumer, I really don't think I'm nearly mean *enough*. This was made either through a focus group of card-carrying mow-rons, or a poorly-trained chatbot.
Fuckin' Völkischer Beobachter territory here -- Trump's been murdering fishermen in the Caribbean for months Because Drugs Kill People, and now he's pardoning a guy whose mission statement was to flood the US with coke.
Fuck this worthless rag. You can't possibly still be subscribing.
Fuck this worthless rag. You can't possibly still be subscribing.
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Fuckin' Völkischer Beobachter territory here -- Trump's been murdering fishermen in the Caribbean for months Because Drugs Kill People, and now he's pardoning a guy whose mission statement was to flood the US with coke.
Fuck this worthless rag. You can't possibly still be subscribing.
Fuck this worthless rag. You can't possibly still be subscribing.
I won't even single out Wordle With Recipes on this one -- they all basically ChatGPT'd the same bullshit headline.
The main context that matters isn't even whether it's true or not: over *what period of time* did these ten deaths supposedly happen -- just last month, or since 2020? Who knows?
The main context that matters isn't even whether it's true or not: over *what period of time* did these ten deaths supposedly happen -- just last month, or since 2020? Who knows?
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I won't even single out Wordle With Recipes on this one -- they all basically ChatGPT'd the same bullshit headline.
The main context that matters isn't even whether it's true or not: over *what period of time* did these ten deaths supposedly happen -- just last month, or since 2020? Who knows?
The main context that matters isn't even whether it's true or not: over *what period of time* did these ten deaths supposedly happen -- just last month, or since 2020? Who knows?
I'd say the fascist toady currently running the Department of State is a sufficient argument against "mass migration," but the fact is that individuals like him are the exception and not the rule.
Still, the balls on these fuckin' people. Your *boss* is the child of immigrants.
Still, the balls on these fuckin' people. Your *boss* is the child of immigrants.
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'd say the fascist toady currently running the Department of State is a sufficient argument against "mass migration," but the fact is that individuals like him are the exception and not the rule.
Still, the balls on these fuckin' people. Your *boss* is the child of immigrants.
Still, the balls on these fuckin' people. Your *boss* is the child of immigrants.
Been wondering about this exact thing for months, and not just with Nvidia. None of the numbers work; the revenues don't come close to the wild-ass valuations anyway, and the whole thing is a self-dealing ouroboros of like a half-dozen companies buying and selling to each other.
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Been wondering about this exact thing for months, and not just with Nvidia. None of the numbers work; the revenues don't come close to the wild-ass valuations anyway, and the whole thing is a self-dealing ouroboros of like a half-dozen companies buying and selling to each other.
The thing about con-artists and grifters is that there's almost never any percentage in arguing or engaging with them -- if Weiss' nonsense that "the vast majority of Americans are" aligned with dirt merchants like Loesch and Dershowitz was true, then we're fucked anyway.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The thing about con-artists and grifters is that there's almost never any percentage in arguing or engaging with them -- if Weiss' nonsense that "the vast majority of Americans are" aligned with dirt merchants like Loesch and Dershowitz was true, then we're fucked anyway.
"....annnd this bird you cannot cha-ee-yaaa-ange...."
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"....annnd this bird you cannot cha-ee-yaaa-ange...."
Yeah, Lizza sucks, but if he's responsible for RFK's misdeeds, then so is everyone out there who supported him, who looked at his Trump jump as a plus, who voted for the senators who confirmed him, etc., etc.
It's not like nobody reported on how he killed 85 kids in Samoa. Everyone knew.
It's not like nobody reported on how he killed 85 kids in Samoa. Everyone knew.
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Yeah, Lizza sucks, but if he's responsible for RFK's misdeeds, then so is everyone out there who supported him, who looked at his Trump jump as a plus, who voted for the senators who confirmed him, etc., etc.
It's not like nobody reported on how he killed 85 kids in Samoa. Everyone knew.
It's not like nobody reported on how he killed 85 kids in Samoa. Everyone knew.
People are calling the new Grok "Mecha-Hitler" and I have to disagree -- this is full-tilt juche agitprop. This is "The Great Leader brought the Sacred Book down from Mount Paektu to enlighten and ennoble the peasants, and Dear Leader is His Prophet. Also He shot 10 holes-in-one at Pebble Beach."
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
People are calling the new Grok "Mecha-Hitler" and I have to disagree -- this is full-tilt juche agitprop. This is "The Great Leader brought the Sacred Book down from Mount Paektu to enlighten and ennoble the peasants, and Dear Leader is His Prophet. Also He shot 10 holes-in-one at Pebble Beach."
Okay, fine. DO IT, FATBOY. Get your faithful dog Blondi on the phone and tell her to fuckin' do it. Come on. See what it gets ya.
Call his bluff and make him eat it.
Call his bluff and make him eat it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Okay, fine. DO IT, FATBOY. Get your faithful dog Blondi on the phone and tell her to fuckin' do it. Come on. See what it gets ya.
Call his bluff and make him eat it.
Call his bluff and make him eat it.
Maybe it's just me -- I'm just a simple caveman, your iron bird frightens me! -- but if someone were literally threatening me and my colleagues with kangaroo courts and show trials and a death sentence, I wouldn't be doing or confirming *anything* for them AT ALL.
But what do I know?
But what do I know?
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Maybe it's just me -- I'm just a simple caveman, your iron bird frightens me! -- but if someone were literally threatening me and my colleagues with kangaroo courts and show trials and a death sentence, I wouldn't be doing or confirming *anything* for them AT ALL.
But what do I know?
But what do I know?
[Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays]:
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
[Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays]:
But the (🙄) good people of Yokelhoma got the guy they wanted, by 25 pts, so I don't know what to tell them.
This is what nearly two out of every three of youse wanted. This is what you get.
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This is what nearly two out of every three of youse wanted. This is what you get.
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November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
But the (🙄) good people of Yokelhoma got the guy they wanted, by 25 pts, so I don't know what to tell them.
This is what nearly two out of every three of youse wanted. This is what you get.
/x
This is what nearly two out of every three of youse wanted. This is what you get.
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