I’m not a big fan of babies, either, but I’d never pepper spray one.

And I sincerely hope that the legal team ran across my experience A LOT and fires up another investigation and lawsuit. That would be hilarious.

The End

The cap is $38.46, but I got an average between the low and high ends of the payouts since they were unable to determine my usage (which was a lot).

I received an email back saying my appeal had been accepted, and would be reviewed for approval.

Months later, I got an email that my appeal was approved. Today, I got my $33.46 payout from the lawsuit. Not much for just me, sure, but multiply that by MILLIONS OF USERS.

I submitted long email explaining what happened: Email proof (screenshots and copies of emails back and forth with FB) of my attempts to regain access to my account and a very long explainer on the situation. I also included my thoughts on the oddness of the timing of all of this.

to verify my identity to get back in.

Nothing I did worked. For FOUR MONTHS.

Then I got a notification from the legal team that my Facebook status could not be determined, so I was not eligible. “You have the option to appeal…”

And appeal I did.

It’s giving …

At MOST, it should be a Disorderly Conduct minor misdemeanor charge. It was a freaking sandwich. I swear, these agents are the biggest manbabies, and some idiot gave them actual weapons. Go cry to your mommy, manbaby. Lordt.

When people say things like “You can’t bring a dog in here” or “You can’t claim a dog on your income tax form as a dependent” she can just whip out this sonogram and say, “This is my CHILD.”

My four-month old puppy did better at his first day of puppy training than this idiot does.

Because some sheriffs are so MAGA their lips are a permanent shade of orange and they don’t have souls, they have horcruxes. I live in a county with one of those sheriffs. And he only hires like-minded deputies. It’s awful.

I mean…

www.scientificamerican.com/blog/bering-...

This is my FAVORITE part: “Nearly half of recruits failed open-book written exams.”

ICE needs YOU today! No brain required. Start now!

See? AI in the right hands is glorious. Live action corgis doing this would be better, of course, but in the absence of detective dogs, I’ll take this.

I pray they fix everything immediately and put new things into place to keep it from happening again. I loved Biden, but he was far too diplomatic and filled with hope that we would never have Trump or someone like him again and far too little “protect our future from this kind of monster.”

Also “they” was used in a general sense. Obviously, there are outliers here and there, like Rand.

That’s the problem, they don’t care about due process. I guarantee you from personal experience with the MAGA folks I work with that they would be more than happy for there to be a Judge Dread kind of situation across the US.

Unless, of course, it’s one of their own that’s accused of a crime.

From the Marine Corps website, they were founded on 11-10-1775.

Also from the Marine Corps website, this event was announced 3 days ago.

They decided to make the military play dress up DURING A SHUTDOWN just to coincide with today’s protests instead of doing this on their actual birthday.