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Bastard Riley
@skyrimdiet.bsky.social
https://mortalwares.etsy.com

if you don’t read my posts before you follow me, that’s on you.
imagine me handing these to the cashier to scan with grease all over my face
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
google image searching pictures of tubs and tubes with it slathered on my face
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
is it without beans? it better not be
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Timmy
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
literally why is it so stressful
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
yesssss!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:25 AM
that’s such a good idea!! next year we’ll definitely have a bunch more weird stuff
November 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i was several rum drinks in. you would’ve absolutely gotten away with it
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM