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SleepTokenSwiftie
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It’s all part of the fucking story.
[TS lover born in 1989, Eras Nashville N1 & Toronto N4, Tolkien, Sleep Token, and BG3 girl, apostate, happy wife, non-trad History/Anthropology student]
💍👩🏼‍🎓 ✈️🇬🇧🇺🇦🇵🇸💙💜🩷
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They’re gaslighting themselves into seeing the number 87 in the pearls but we’re the delusional ones
October 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
People were shitting on the album for her use of slang in my creative writing class today and learned REAL QUICK how much I cannot be chill about this woman. I had to apologize after class for getting a little heated but I’ve read those people’s writing and they have NO ROOM to judge
ngl, some of the reactions to the TLOAS are giving snobbery

idioms and slang are important and relevant tools in storytelling

Shakespeare used idioms and slang from his time period ALL THE TIME. he wasn't the elegant aristocrat he's usually portrayed as. he was bawdy and trendy and unserious
October 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The meta X is just as much of a cesspool as the real X. I’ve learned my lesson. It’s only this little unproblematic bird app for me from here on.
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What is more “1950s shit” than these photos?
she thought she could sneak these past me just bc i don’t have spotify anymore. swift you are NOT SLICK
October 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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I can’t believe she changed “she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress” just to put out an album where she repeatedly calls other women bitches
October 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lolololololol
August 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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it is fun to read profiles of this guy which play him up as some diabolical mastermind and then watch him in action and see a huge loser
Stephen Miller: "Children will be taught to love America. Children will be taught to be patriots. Children will be taught civic values for schools that want federal taxpayer funding ... we're gonna make sure these funds are not being used to promote communist ideology."
May 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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They’re arresting judges now
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Fuck Mike White.
April 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Caramel by Sleep Token 🤝 I Can Do It with a Broken Heart by Taylor Swift
April 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I will never not love Assassin’s Creed and Shadows is the best installment since Origins
WHATEVER THEY'RE PAYING THE ASSASSIN'S CREED SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGER ITS NOT ENOUGH
March 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I was trying and failing to write my midterm, so I convinced myself a nap would make my brain work. AND IT DID. I wrote 100 words in two hours before that and 1500 words in 5 hours after. Big win for naps.
March 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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March 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh my god I just found this at HomeGoods 😭
March 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT and—”

ok, i’m going to stop you right there and save us both some time
March 6, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Even if our society survives this administration, we’ve got a whole other catastrophe coming with this new crop of adults. I’m a non-trad student on a big state campus and the number of conversations I hear and kids I see using ChatGPT for literally every assignment and test is terrifying
March 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Both Putin’s bitch and his couch-fucking minion are traitorous bastards who aren’t good enough to kiss President Zelenskyy’s feet. 👣
February 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My beloved Wonderland jumper 😭 Had to carry my 50lb, hyper-reactive husky mix home from the park after an off-leash pittie kept approaching us. Thankful he was completely calm/cooperative for once in his life, but I wish I’d been wearing something other than my favorite Taylor Swift merch
February 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
He is such a cute cat and I just need him to love us
February 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Our little wooboy is 6 years old today. Time must be stopped
February 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Nobody properly explains that having pets is like having little time bombs of grief and heartbreak. It’s been a year and it still feels like a gut punch to think of him.
February 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Help, our government wants to buy Greenland and rename it RED WHITE AND BLUELAND. What the fuck is happening.

Here, look at these cats and take some deep breaths
February 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Our kitwins are a year old today 😌
February 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My 24 hour foray onto Threads is about to come to an end. I would rather talk to no one on this app than deal with the flood of “Well, ACTUALLY” men lurking for any opportunity to share their wisdom
February 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM