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· Apr 1
BRUHHHH WTF I bought these cheap CDRs to burn Playlists onto and the first 3 just have Schlagermusik on them
saudia arabia: announces to build "the line"
me, immediately converting to sunni islam: i apologise mister bin salman, i was unfamliar with your snort game
me, immediately converting to sunni islam: i apologise mister bin salman, i was unfamliar with your snort game
December 8, 2025 at 8:38 AM
saudia arabia: announces to build "the line"
me, immediately converting to sunni islam: i apologise mister bin salman, i was unfamliar with your snort game
me, immediately converting to sunni islam: i apologise mister bin salman, i was unfamliar with your snort game
what are some good traits for someone just getting into having a personality?
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 AM
what are some good traits for someone just getting into having a personality?
it's the century of abundance so we goin' back to full fat choccy milk
December 4, 2025 at 9:12 AM
it's the century of abundance so we goin' back to full fat choccy milk
Americans really cooked with being able to buy whole gallon jugs of milk at the supermarket
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Americans really cooked with being able to buy whole gallon jugs of milk at the supermarket
"There is an idea of a good cigarette, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real peace, only a haze, something evasive, and though it can hide it's bitter taste and you can hold it in your hand and feel the filter in your fingers and maybe you even taste what brand it is: It simply is not there
December 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
"There is an idea of a good cigarette, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real peace, only a haze, something evasive, and though it can hide it's bitter taste and you can hold it in your hand and feel the filter in your fingers and maybe you even taste what brand it is: It simply is not there
don't you just wanna work on the technology that'll make motherfuckers who are laying brick for a living umemployed so they can be the muscle of our revolution?
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
don't you just wanna work on the technology that'll make motherfuckers who are laying brick for a living umemployed so they can be the muscle of our revolution?
i agonize over whether my little ideas are worth me spending as little as a few hundred bucks to test on a prototype meanwhile motherfuckers who obviously don't have *enough* self doubt are out there bringing to market the grill that doubles as a wiretap
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i agonize over whether my little ideas are worth me spending as little as a few hundred bucks to test on a prototype meanwhile motherfuckers who obviously don't have *enough* self doubt are out there bringing to market the grill that doubles as a wiretap
found a hot pocket in my freezer. what a score.
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
found a hot pocket in my freezer. what a score.
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>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
>kneeling at da rave
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
>popedaddy leo puts the mdma pill on my tongue
>“rise my child”
>the beat drops
>feeling da heat of the holy spirit take hold of me
>somewhere far from papal ibiza jd vance has an aneurysm
yea i use AI, Anthropogenic Ineptitude
November 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
yea i use AI, Anthropogenic Ineptitude
in my pinocchio era (growing from a wooden puppet into a real boi)
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
in my pinocchio era (growing from a wooden puppet into a real boi)
the rot in my brain is like that stuff that makes cheese blue. real freaks will pay top dollar just for a taste.
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
the rot in my brain is like that stuff that makes cheese blue. real freaks will pay top dollar just for a taste.
every time i see big naturals i wanna fistbump god for inventing women, real maverick move homie
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
every time i see big naturals i wanna fistbump god for inventing women, real maverick move homie
call me when the robots are laying brick.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
call me when the robots are laying brick.
name a more perfect duo than any type of onion and any type of meat
November 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
name a more perfect duo than any type of onion and any type of meat
afraid they're gonna take zohran out because he has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, and his bitch is too bad.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
afraid they're gonna take zohran out because he has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, and his bitch is too bad.
my sexuality is making broads bust
November 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
my sexuality is making broads bust
the people raising me were too drunk to ever explicitly crush my spirits in a way that would make me conform to societies plan for me so now academia and industry people will have to deal with having my yokel hillbilly redneck ass mingling among them.
November 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the people raising me were too drunk to ever explicitly crush my spirits in a way that would make me conform to societies plan for me so now academia and industry people will have to deal with having my yokel hillbilly redneck ass mingling among them.
driving uber with nothing but simlish country in the cassette deck to make my passengers think they're stroking out.
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
driving uber with nothing but simlish country in the cassette deck to make my passengers think they're stroking out.
listen for filk music! it's really good !!! :p
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
listen for filk music! it's really good !!! :p
The lion does concern themselves with the hydration of their peers
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 AM
The lion does concern themselves with the hydration of their peers
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Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
i'd like to be happy and somewhat cute at the same time for a little bit of my life. so far i've only been cute but depressed and traumatized, and extremely fucked up looking and not totally suicidal. i want both, not a compromise.
November 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
i'd like to be happy and somewhat cute at the same time for a little bit of my life. so far i've only been cute but depressed and traumatized, and extremely fucked up looking and not totally suicidal. i want both, not a compromise.
i should buy a third shitbox
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i should buy a third shitbox