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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote
@sloshgoat.bsky.social
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May or may not be a goat // He IRL (Any pronouns online) // 37 // NSFW diapers and expansion stuff ahead 🔞🔞🔞 I really like parental controls, gimme your phone~
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 12h
seymour skinner
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juxtaposedcrunk.bsky.social
Crunky time @juxtaposedcrunk.bsky.social · 2d
Sakura ✌️

#Crunkyart
Digital art of Sakura from Street Fighter. she is depicted with a disproportionately massive lower half
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 2d
*shoves a P-Balloon down your pants*
*shoves a P-Balloon down your pants*
*shoves a P-Balloon down your pants*
*shoves a P-Balloon down your pants*
*shoves a P-Balloon down your pants*
*shoves a P-Balloon down your
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 3d
More seriously I am genuinely tickled to hear this and I hope to hear how you come to beat him :>
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 3d
ahahahaHAHA
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chimeracauldron.bsky.social
Moominable Object @chimeracauldron.bsky.social · 6d
very enamored with this outfit i found online yesterday
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · Aug 21
I don't need a girlfriend, I need a girl who is a friend who gets flirtatious but insists we're just friends and is okay with endless confessions of love and shooting me down over and over and over--

oh no new kink. heck.
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 17d
This is still a thing. >o>

Make an alt, poke me, flirt with me, don't even tell me who you are. Blackmail me, extort me, uwah~
sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 27d
If you happen to know my Discord—

Wouldn't it be funny to make a cute anonymous alt, and then message me all flirty as a pretense to eventually blackmail me? Without even telling me who you really are~? Uwah, how scary that would be!
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 4d
just like the original game, there's a single 'gotcha' moment where you can lock yourself into a loss where you make things much, much worse, to comical effect

(It's the funniest single scene in the original, so I have to bring it up)
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 4d
Ghòst Tríck fangame that's just Lynne finding increasingly barely-disguised-fetish situations and we have to keep saving her from things like the rube goldberg machine that fires a weight gain dart at her butt (she falls through the floor) or the submarine (she blocks a leak by swallowing the water)
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24caratidiot.bsky.social
24CaratIdiot @24caratidiot.bsky.social · 5d
"my ass burns" - me 5 mins ago

monobutt hypno )
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weirdeztrabbits.bsky.social
Unfunny_j @weirdeztrabbits.bsky.social · Aug 14
Bubble transformation + inflation (don't worry they became a puddle after this, waiting for reformation)

#transformation #tf #inflation
(FA repost)
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 4d
Trying to make a blue archive playlist for when i'm driving but the albums seemingly aren't easily purchasable in the west, and nyaa is missing a whole album right in the middle, and the game files are only labeled Theme_01 (and so forth) so it looks like I'm gonna spend my evening manually renaming
sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 4d
fwog...
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 4d
It's borderline broken, but it's also a lot more fun than the actual not-so-borderline broken classes.
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aartfus.bsky.social
RFSwitched @aartfus.bsky.social · 6d
Puff and plastic, talcum powder,
Cauldron boiling ever louder.
Tonight for insult, making fun-
A baby pant o’er ALL your bums!
Bored or rude or even drunk,
You Bigfolk failed to think.
And so say I, your ‘little’ skunk-
This Hallowe’en, YOU STINK!”
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3mustyfearsboo.bsky.social
The Big Boo @3mustyfearsboo.bsky.social · 6d
#diaper
Who told her that, I wonder...
Aoba, Blue Archive, big thick diaper
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 7d
On and on it goes, every year leaving you a babbling mess by the end. And yet the brain fog prevents you from figuring it out. Every year, like Sisyphus's boulder, you find yourself tackling the school year again, crinkling through the hallways, teased by 'peers' who are all so much bigger than you.
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 7d
-It proves impossible. People steal your pencils. Or your work *disappears* after you do it. One year you find yourself engrossed at home every day by cartoons or your playpen toys or chewing your own toes, and you utterly CAN'T pull yourself away no matter how hard you try, so you fail all homework
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 7d
-You understand instinctively that you can get out of this if you just graduate. It never occurs to you that your random aging may interfere, brain fog and all. You just KNOW you've gotta pass your classes.
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 7d
-It's theoretically possible that an invisible warden is somehow bending reality in real-time to torment you, thwarting any progress you make, inventing appropriately comical circumstances, directing NPC behavior to humiliate you. But you can only speculate. You never see or hear them, if they exist
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 7d
-Exact circumstances change periodically to keep things fresh. One year you're fully incontinent and can only tell when you sit and feel a surprise squish. The next year you can feel it coming, but can't hold it. Sometimes you wear braces. Sometimes you're short for your age. Sometimes you're fat.
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 7d
-You never truly age. In fact, your age seems to fluctuate. You might be thirteen this year, shrink to twelve by the end of a semester, go to summer school, and be seventeen at the start of the next semester
-You have vague Charlie Brown-ish parents who keep you in line despite not really existing
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 7d
Post-Life School Babification Purgatory

-You are imprisoned within a personalized reality. You are the only real person here: All others are custom NPCs to act out their roles.
-Your brain is fogged up, such that you can never quite intuit why you're back in school or why everyone's acting this way
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sloshgoat.bsky.social
Gote @sloshgoat.bsky.social · 7d
spending the next 11 months from november through september being fat, orange, and barely able to lose weight

then the night of september 30, my body starts moving on its own, back to the patch for another month of growth, and I can't stop myself

The witch owns her prize pumpkins, after all.
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