Matthew Crory
@slotheroux.bsky.social
sluggish, long-clawed tree dweller
i've never seen this before, i watched it thinking "wow that was awful," and now i've watched it twice more and i think this might be some sort of dorian gray mixed with the ring curse thing where someone somewhere stays youthful the more people watch this terrible thing
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i've never seen this before, i watched it thinking "wow that was awful," and now i've watched it twice more and i think this might be some sort of dorian gray mixed with the ring curse thing where someone somewhere stays youthful the more people watch this terrible thing
as a kid i got a pair of bright red trainers and when i got to the youth club a bunch of lads crowded round rubbing their hands like "jaysus its cold, good thing you wore those"
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
as a kid i got a pair of bright red trainers and when i got to the youth club a bunch of lads crowded round rubbing their hands like "jaysus its cold, good thing you wore those"
It's the end of the world until tiny-plastic-thing is found, down the side of a cushion she was sitting beside 5 mins ago
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It's the end of the world until tiny-plastic-thing is found, down the side of a cushion she was sitting beside 5 mins ago
why does santa have the same pained rictus as the main character from disco elysium
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
why does santa have the same pained rictus as the main character from disco elysium
it is mad the career nathan fielder has had
September 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
it is mad the career nathan fielder has had
you did this before and i asked you what you wanted from the shop and you said pastrami and i'd never had pastrami, some time later i see it in the shop and i got it and it was delicious, by coincidence i bought some today! so my question is how does it feel to be a food influencer
August 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
you did this before and i asked you what you wanted from the shop and you said pastrami and i'd never had pastrami, some time later i see it in the shop and i got it and it was delicious, by coincidence i bought some today! so my question is how does it feel to be a food influencer
A bit much
(This is for the band extreme)
(This is for the band extreme)
August 13, 2025 at 11:12 AM
A bit much
(This is for the band extreme)
(This is for the band extreme)
My brother was on an ultimate frisbee team in uni where he was the fury and another guy was the rage, so I'm just gonna go ahead and assume these guys love ultimate frisbee too
August 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My brother was on an ultimate frisbee team in uni where he was the fury and another guy was the rage, so I'm just gonna go ahead and assume these guys love ultimate frisbee too
I had a recent, fairly brief obsession with water pistols of all things, it was weird even to me and idly musing on it I recalled as a child pouring over pages of super soakers in the argos catalogue for an entire Christmas season and never actually getting one, so yeah this really resonated with me
July 25, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I had a recent, fairly brief obsession with water pistols of all things, it was weird even to me and idly musing on it I recalled as a child pouring over pages of super soakers in the argos catalogue for an entire Christmas season and never actually getting one, so yeah this really resonated with me
i just put together a flat-pack sideboard that was so frustrating to finish that it radicalized me far right (i will be far left again once i have dinner). to my knowledge no-one is looking at the far-right flat-pack furniture pipeline
July 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i just put together a flat-pack sideboard that was so frustrating to finish that it radicalized me far right (i will be far left again once i have dinner). to my knowledge no-one is looking at the far-right flat-pack furniture pipeline
On the ground, in the street, hear the sound of pounding feet! For my money the best pigeon based crime caper ever
July 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
On the ground, in the street, hear the sound of pounding feet! For my money the best pigeon based crime caper ever
I attempted to play through all the ff games a few years ago and ff9 was the first in the whole series I had to force myself to finish, I played it at release and loved it back then, all the elements are there! Not sure what it is about it
July 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I attempted to play through all the ff games a few years ago and ff9 was the first in the whole series I had to force myself to finish, I played it at release and loved it back then, all the elements are there! Not sure what it is about it
i was gonna have a delicious meal but why bother when i can read a description of what it tastes like, saved myself so much time
June 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i was gonna have a delicious meal but why bother when i can read a description of what it tastes like, saved myself so much time
for sure, otherwise the perfect comeback to something someone said to me about 15 years ago would be wasted
June 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
for sure, otherwise the perfect comeback to something someone said to me about 15 years ago would be wasted
"please read my lone wolf and cub books, they're the greatest thing ever made, you'll get it"
"no dad you're dumb" (throws my anime figure onto roof)
"no dad you're dumb" (throws my anime figure onto roof)
June 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"please read my lone wolf and cub books, they're the greatest thing ever made, you'll get it"
"no dad you're dumb" (throws my anime figure onto roof)
"no dad you're dumb" (throws my anime figure onto roof)
when i played this i thought the straw hats were super cool but then my kid would see it and say "your dumb guy is wearing a dumb basket on his dumb head" and i'd do the principal skinner kids are out of touch meme in real life
June 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
when i played this i thought the straw hats were super cool but then my kid would see it and say "your dumb guy is wearing a dumb basket on his dumb head" and i'd do the principal skinner kids are out of touch meme in real life
you mean like hp Lovecraft's lil guy sketch of cthulhu?
June 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
you mean like hp Lovecraft's lil guy sketch of cthulhu?
first one comes to mind is one i haven't seen mentioned and that's last of the mohicans
June 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
first one comes to mind is one i haven't seen mentioned and that's last of the mohicans
this is clearly the soundtrack to leaving the womb
June 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
this is clearly the soundtrack to leaving the womb
what a relief it would be to know captain barnacles is coming to rescue you
June 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
what a relief it would be to know captain barnacles is coming to rescue you
imagine describing someone having "several years of advanced education and training in biology" when you haven't in a statement implying you know better than them about said biology
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
imagine describing someone having "several years of advanced education and training in biology" when you haven't in a statement implying you know better than them about said biology
zoologist here, these are in fact giraffe neck bones
and by zoologist here i mean i live within 15 miles of a zoo
and by zoologist here i mean i live within 15 miles of a zoo
May 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
zoologist here, these are in fact giraffe neck bones
and by zoologist here i mean i live within 15 miles of a zoo
and by zoologist here i mean i live within 15 miles of a zoo
i don't know if these are niche or not but i have fond memories of playing "isolated warrior" and "kabuki quantum fighter"on my cousin's nes
May 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i don't know if these are niche or not but i have fond memories of playing "isolated warrior" and "kabuki quantum fighter"on my cousin's nes