Sam Chance 🏳️⚧️
@smackaroney.bsky.social
He/They. 32 y/o. Singer, Cosplayer, Actor, Non-Profit Worker.
I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
I got suspended in kindergarten because I wouldn’t eat a Sloppy Joe.
Are you telling me Stranger Things was just an allegory for being gay the entire time
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Are you telling me Stranger Things was just an allegory for being gay the entire time
The heating in my building is out and we’re cold
December 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The heating in my building is out and we’re cold
Over 30 selfie thread (I’m cheating these aren’t selfies)
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November 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Over 30 selfie thread (I’m cheating these aren’t selfies)
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I stopped. I did not scream, though I thought about it for .02 of a second.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I stopped. I did not scream, though I thought about it for .02 of a second.
Tell me why watching the singing voices of Huntrix sing Golden on the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade made me cry a little
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tell me why watching the singing voices of Huntrix sing Golden on the Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade made me cry a little
The way I hate my appearance these days is certainly not healthy, but it sure is there
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
The way I hate my appearance these days is certainly not healthy, but it sure is there
I made a super hot Ranger Elf this one time and I need to go do a shoot like this again at some point.
I just COMPLETELY lost my posing skills for no apparent reason
I just COMPLETELY lost my posing skills for no apparent reason
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I made a super hot Ranger Elf this one time and I need to go do a shoot like this again at some point.
I just COMPLETELY lost my posing skills for no apparent reason
I just COMPLETELY lost my posing skills for no apparent reason
Throwback to when I cosplayed from a Yaoi Visual Novel
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Throwback to when I cosplayed from a Yaoi Visual Novel
I feel like I’ve had a pretty successful return to cosplay so far
November 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I feel like I’ve had a pretty successful return to cosplay so far
She’s so perfect
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
She’s so perfect
Fuck me someone stole my debit card number and put a charge on my card.
There goes EVEN MORE money
There goes EVEN MORE money
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Fuck me someone stole my debit card number and put a charge on my card.
There goes EVEN MORE money
There goes EVEN MORE money
Man, I want snacks so bad but I only have like $60 to get me through next week.
Thankfully next weeks food is already taken care of and it’s thanksgiving week so I’ll have leftovers but DANG am I feeling snacky
Thankfully next weeks food is already taken care of and it’s thanksgiving week so I’ll have leftovers but DANG am I feeling snacky
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Man, I want snacks so bad but I only have like $60 to get me through next week.
Thankfully next weeks food is already taken care of and it’s thanksgiving week so I’ll have leftovers but DANG am I feeling snacky
Thankfully next weeks food is already taken care of and it’s thanksgiving week so I’ll have leftovers but DANG am I feeling snacky
Have I entered Himbo territory yet?
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Have I entered Himbo territory yet?
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I got that dog in me
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I got that dog in me
Here have a more serious Laios photo
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Here have a more serious Laios photo
DEAD LIFT HIT 315 THIS MORNING LETS GO
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
DEAD LIFT HIT 315 THIS MORNING LETS GO
God I want a chin lift so bad
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
God I want a chin lift so bad
I got that dog in me
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I got that dog in me
Fighting myself tooth and nail to not edit these, but I think I made a pretty cute G’raha Tia
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Fighting myself tooth and nail to not edit these, but I think I made a pretty cute G’raha Tia
G’raha Tia was here
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
G’raha Tia was here
I cannot express how good it feels to be returning to cosplay and that I actually MADE what I’m wearing for one day this weekend.
It’s so exciting.
It’s so exciting.
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I cannot express how good it feels to be returning to cosplay and that I actually MADE what I’m wearing for one day this weekend.
It’s so exciting.
It’s so exciting.
Yelling and screaming
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Yelling and screaming
I made this in *counts on fingers*
6 days
6 days
*doing crunches on the floor a la squidward* COSPLAY. COSPLAY. COSPLAY.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I made this in *counts on fingers*
6 days
6 days
I think the craziest thing I’ve discovered that doesn’t make sense about the world is that despite being inches from my eyes, when I wear a VR headset I still have to wear glasses or contacts.
The screens are close enough that I shouldn’t need to. Make it make sense.
The screens are close enough that I shouldn’t need to. Make it make sense.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I think the craziest thing I’ve discovered that doesn’t make sense about the world is that despite being inches from my eyes, when I wear a VR headset I still have to wear glasses or contacts.
The screens are close enough that I shouldn’t need to. Make it make sense.
The screens are close enough that I shouldn’t need to. Make it make sense.
*doing crunches on the floor a la squidward* COSPLAY. COSPLAY. COSPLAY.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
*doing crunches on the floor a la squidward* COSPLAY. COSPLAY. COSPLAY.