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John Sisino
@smarmyeod.bsky.social
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Former glorified trash man, current glorified forklift operator. Happily crosscut.

Don’t be ninjerin’ nobody who don’t need no ninjerin.’

Istud dolebitis.
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A jar of Rub Dat Butt dry rub. The label has an anthropomorphized pig standing next to a smokey Joe-style charcoal grill and wearing nothing but long blonde hair, red heals, and a red apron emphasizing her big naturals.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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However, there’s this:
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Nobody has been charged yet because this is the real world, not TV.
Screen capture from article in OP (as of 11 NOV 2025 @ 1300 EST): Jurkash told reporters in a briefing Wednesday that detectives are working to "unravel what exactly happened and if applicable what charges there would be." The police department said Friday it has formally submitted the case to the Boone County Prosecutor's Office for review. The Boone County prosecutor, Kent Eastwood, told ABC News on Friday that his office hopes to be in a position to make any charging decision in the case by the end of next week or the following week based on a "thorough investigation" by the police department.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Cure for Pain by Morphine.
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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This stuff is what I have on hand right now but their *garlic habanero* is fucking gold.
Duke’s Spicy Habanero mayo.
October 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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A glass of Monnik’s Odinnatsat Russian imperial stout.
October 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Google is hard.
October 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Gouda did a dumb-dumb.
A 16lb orange fatass turned into a pretzel atop a 2x4 in between floor joists and some plumbing. My right hand reaches up but, though tall, I’m not quite tall enough to help him out of this particular pickle. A much relieved Gouda makes a smug face at his mother while his ass is cradled in my right arm and his front end rests on my shoulder. Slightly out of view, I’m pouring a Russel’s Reserve with my left hand.
October 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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36,000 microfarads.
A big fuckoff electrolytic capacitor.
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Oh.
October 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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October 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I can find room for exactly that sort of thing.
A multitude of (mostly) EOD coins on an EOD bar. There’s also EOD stuff, bombers I’d memorial beer, and a Lenny throbblehead.
October 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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October 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Ribs.
Ribs.
October 3, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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This one is a special kind of fucking moron.
September 28, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Do you even read what you're posting?
A marked up version of the image that I'm replying to that has two locations where it instructs people to apply liquid antacids to the face/eyes of people who've been affected by tear gas. Fucking moron.
September 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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I needed *a thing* to better set up my desk at work.
September 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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As long as it’s topical (and we can post video now)…
September 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM