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What the fuck did she do?
November 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
What the fuck did she do?
I’m just asking questions!
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m just asking questions!
Back on my bullshit
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Back on my bullshit
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Why yes, it is possible for your legally-required sign to also be a code violation!
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Why yes, it is possible for your legally-required sign to also be a code violation!
In Florida this is subtle.
November 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
In Florida this is subtle.
One of my favorites from that era:
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 AM
One of my favorites from that era:
I’m reminded that I shot this nine years ago today at the juice plant where I worked. I only took the picture because it was unusual for those doors to be open. I wish I had gone in and captured some artistic shots of the pipes on the right.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m reminded that I shot this nine years ago today at the juice plant where I worked. I only took the picture because it was unusual for those doors to be open. I wish I had gone in and captured some artistic shots of the pipes on the right.
Network News: Bluesky is an echo chamber!
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Network News: Bluesky is an echo chamber!
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
Did Elon crash? 🤞🏼
November 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Did Elon crash? 🤞🏼
Finally tried out Travelers (pretty good!) and Netflix kept a bunch of interesting info in the corner.
The bitrate stayed consistent within each episode, but was different for each one. The lowest was 0.95 Mbps. I didn’t notice less detail in that one, but the colors weren’t as rich.
The bitrate stayed consistent within each episode, but was different for each one. The lowest was 0.95 Mbps. I didn’t notice less detail in that one, but the colors weren’t as rich.
![White text technical information in the top left corner of an LCD TV showing the opening credits of Travelers. The info:
00:01:55/00:46:09
Video: 2.10 Mbps/ 1080 / Codec HEVC Main10
Audio: English [Original] / stereo (PRIMARY)
Timed Text: English (ASSISTIVE)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ir3zqyyteciy4glswlql5sb3/bafkreieopjux62mywedzkfgg4owqa6ukzo5xf3qmnfdnxmjc4j5sxk6hza@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Finally tried out Travelers (pretty good!) and Netflix kept a bunch of interesting info in the corner.
The bitrate stayed consistent within each episode, but was different for each one. The lowest was 0.95 Mbps. I didn’t notice less detail in that one, but the colors weren’t as rich.
The bitrate stayed consistent within each episode, but was different for each one. The lowest was 0.95 Mbps. I didn’t notice less detail in that one, but the colors weren’t as rich.
If I were really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just blow the money hiring Van Halen to play my birthday party.
November 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
If I were really rich, I would not complain about mayors refusing to meet with me; I would just blow the money hiring Van Halen to play my birthday party.
This motherfucking shitbag can fuck all the way off into the sea. The incident shouldn’t have had to go viral for them to dump that vile cocksucker. ¡Viva México!
ew.com/miss-univers...
ew.com/miss-univers...
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This motherfucking shitbag can fuck all the way off into the sea. The incident shouldn’t have had to go viral for them to dump that vile cocksucker. ¡Viva México!
ew.com/miss-univers...
ew.com/miss-univers...
Overheard in Chicago: I need that with extra pepper, please. For irony.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Overheard in Chicago: I need that with extra pepper, please. For irony.
Jeanine Pirro says she will win on a peel.
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jeanine Pirro says she will win on a peel.
Make Cuomo ambassador to Mexico so he’ll be arrested once and for all.
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Make Cuomo ambassador to Mexico so he’ll be arrested once and for all.
“At least the planes run on time.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“At least the planes run on time.”
Also revealed: The doors were never locked because their hours were clearly posted.
November 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Also revealed: The doors were never locked because their hours were clearly posted.
I had no idea there was a famous cat in the neighborhood.
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I had no idea there was a famous cat in the neighborhood.
The wealthy and their apologists swim in so much of their own shit, they don’t realize when they are heaping praise on people for their integrity.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The wealthy and their apologists swim in so much of their own shit, they don’t realize when they are heaping praise on people for their integrity.
The bigger surprise is that he called it “the Epstein shutdown”
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The bigger surprise is that he called it “the Epstein shutdown”
Respond with the same actor as hero and villain.
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Respond with the same actor as hero and villain.
Many people are saying…
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Many people are saying…