Dear applicants. If you are going to use AI to write your resume for Indeed, please at least update numbers. Make something up. Anything other than this.

Caught in a polite time loop now. Thanks.

I screamed so loud at that interception that Dan is VERY concerned.

I STG #brandonsanderson if another of these birds die…

My fiancé always gets upset when I can’t tell him what I want for dinner, but what I want for dinner is this plus some chicken fingers in the air fryer before I go to bed… the male mind simply cannot comprehend.

Is this the best breakfast in Iowa City? Some are saying…

I am planning a wedding. Hopefully not one that ends like that….

Wind and Truth I WILL finish you today. #thesewordsareaccepted #cosmere

Finally got around to putting up the holiday decorations! Feeling nice and cozy!

Forgot I scheduled car maintenance today 🤦🏻‍♀️ at least this dealership in Iowa City is kind enough to have the ISU game with sound on.

There is just something SO exciting about reading the first page of book you’ve been eagerly waiting for. #cosmere #stormlightarchive

Mansplaining fake money to me?! A block has never been so automatic.