Smellbringer
@smellbringer.bsky.social
Autistic | Asexual | He-ho/Him | 29
You ever wonder why we're here?
You ever wonder why we're here?
"There ain't no more wily a snake on God's green Earth, than a rich man afraid of losing it all." is such an amazing line that I'm genuinely fucking shocked that it came from Call of Duty Black Ops 7's Zombies mode.
Like, the campaign was ass but Zombies is dropping banger lines like that??
Like, the campaign was ass but Zombies is dropping banger lines like that??
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 AM
"There ain't no more wily a snake on God's green Earth, than a rich man afraid of losing it all." is such an amazing line that I'm genuinely fucking shocked that it came from Call of Duty Black Ops 7's Zombies mode.
Like, the campaign was ass but Zombies is dropping banger lines like that??
Like, the campaign was ass but Zombies is dropping banger lines like that??
"Movies can't be bad!" mfers when I subject them to Attack of the Clones.
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Movies can't be bad!" mfers when I subject them to Attack of the Clones.
I read it, that was a mistake on my part.
November 22, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I read it, that was a mistake on my part.
Only if it's this brick:
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Only if it's this brick:
Why did you make me see this???
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Why did you make me see this???
I've always had a preference for just totally normal guys in masks. I play COD and all they try to do is sell me these wacky skins and shit, meanwhile I'm sitting here all fine and dandy with this guy:
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I've always had a preference for just totally normal guys in masks. I play COD and all they try to do is sell me these wacky skins and shit, meanwhile I'm sitting here all fine and dandy with this guy:
Or sometimes this happens:
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Or sometimes this happens:
I thought for a moment "okay, what's this opinion article about?" Only to realize that it's the fucking white house website.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I thought for a moment "okay, what's this opinion article about?" Only to realize that it's the fucking white house website.
What no one says is that Mike Johnson is actually three monkeys in a human suit. Specifically these three monkeys:
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What no one says is that Mike Johnson is actually three monkeys in a human suit. Specifically these three monkeys:
So I know the YT video this comes from and the comments explain why doing it is a horrible idea.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
So I know the YT video this comes from and the comments explain why doing it is a horrible idea.
Be careful who you call ugly in Middle School.
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Be careful who you call ugly in Middle School.
Having beaten Battlefield 6's campaign I can safely say, yep, that's pretty damned mid.
It feels like BF6 has Repliforce Syndrome, where there's a decent story to tell but we only see the final act. The end result is a mess where things and ideas are tossed at us with the expectation that we care.
It feels like BF6 has Repliforce Syndrome, where there's a decent story to tell but we only see the final act. The end result is a mess where things and ideas are tossed at us with the expectation that we care.
October 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Having beaten Battlefield 6's campaign I can safely say, yep, that's pretty damned mid.
It feels like BF6 has Repliforce Syndrome, where there's a decent story to tell but we only see the final act. The end result is a mess where things and ideas are tossed at us with the expectation that we care.
It feels like BF6 has Repliforce Syndrome, where there's a decent story to tell but we only see the final act. The end result is a mess where things and ideas are tossed at us with the expectation that we care.
As a Halo fan since childhood the past 24 hours or so is just this:
October 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
As a Halo fan since childhood the past 24 hours or so is just this:
Me, a Halo fan, at this moment:
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Me, a Halo fan, at this moment:
Eh Sonic is there... in the background...
I'm just happy you put the "Tails going yee-haw mode" panel in there. Because that's the best part of that comic. Not saying the comic is bad, I just liked that moment the most.
I'm just happy you put the "Tails going yee-haw mode" panel in there. Because that's the best part of that comic. Not saying the comic is bad, I just liked that moment the most.
October 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Eh Sonic is there... in the background...
I'm just happy you put the "Tails going yee-haw mode" panel in there. Because that's the best part of that comic. Not saying the comic is bad, I just liked that moment the most.
I'm just happy you put the "Tails going yee-haw mode" panel in there. Because that's the best part of that comic. Not saying the comic is bad, I just liked that moment the most.
I got reminded today that, in at least three Fire Emblem games, you can have the women in your army serve as broodmares for a super-soldier eugenics program.
This is insanely fucked up to think but it got lodged into my mind and I had to launch it into the aether to get it out. A case of:
This is insanely fucked up to think but it got lodged into my mind and I had to launch it into the aether to get it out. A case of:
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I got reminded today that, in at least three Fire Emblem games, you can have the women in your army serve as broodmares for a super-soldier eugenics program.
This is insanely fucked up to think but it got lodged into my mind and I had to launch it into the aether to get it out. A case of:
This is insanely fucked up to think but it got lodged into my mind and I had to launch it into the aether to get it out. A case of:
There's very few things I've gone, "Yeah, that'd look cool on my body." I have to generally be a life long uber fan of what it represents to consider doing it.
It comes down to the Flamel Emblem from Fullmetal Alchemist and the Mark of Shame from Halo.
It comes down to the Flamel Emblem from Fullmetal Alchemist and the Mark of Shame from Halo.
October 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There's very few things I've gone, "Yeah, that'd look cool on my body." I have to generally be a life long uber fan of what it represents to consider doing it.
It comes down to the Flamel Emblem from Fullmetal Alchemist and the Mark of Shame from Halo.
It comes down to the Flamel Emblem from Fullmetal Alchemist and the Mark of Shame from Halo.
The ancient and immortal cosmic AI after I force it to watch Seth Green get railed by the Normandy's Alexa for 5 minutes:
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
The ancient and immortal cosmic AI after I force it to watch Seth Green get railed by the Normandy's Alexa for 5 minutes: