(/facetious)

this is a neurotypical concern about a neurotypical youtuber i swear

oooo omg

i love how the double column ties are done on the arms, that avoids all the nerves on the upper arm right?

Crowd of onlookers: Diogenes, quit sucking dick in public.

Diogenes: You shame me for sucking cock for all to see, yet you say nothing when the poor cannot afford even the common prostitutes.

Crowd of onlookers, confused: Should the sex workers be a public service?

Diogenes: *slurping* One sec

me me me me me

local dog quoted with "oughhh why do i feel so bad"

let me be clear i want terrible things to happen to the plushie :3c

theres a lot of *terrible* things you can do with a plushie,,,,

okay but like that just makes it hotter

,,,,on the other hand i can already get suffocated by girl ass

arfff this feels especially targeted >,,,,,> hecckies