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Shannon Heyman 🇨🇦
@smheyman.bsky.social
Cautionary Proverb and Community Jackass.
Title screen music slaps. We are go for Octopath 0
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
283 seems low.

My 2025 recap photo recap is Whimsley and Morrigan 😆
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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I never actually posted this here, did I? Posting my beloved Neve Gallus ✨ here for #DragonAgeDay!
December 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Octotime
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Buying double cookies this year.
The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Generational Trauma
Well fuck
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Happy #DragonAgeDay
Please enjoy this Morrigan Witch of the Wild @meg-noel-art.bsky.social drewed for me. 🥺
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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I feel like for the number of Critters there are, this is actually quite an accomplishment. Do I get a gold star from @criticalrole.bsky.social ??
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I spent 15 full days of 2025 listening to Bells Hells 😆💀
#CriticalRole
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Happy dancing in my living room because Jennifer Hale has been manifested!
The voice behind Commander Shepard and Naomi Hunter is reporting in 🎙 Catch legendary voice actor Jennifer Hale at FAN EXPO Vancouver. Get your tickets now: spr.ly/633207LBLg
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
One of my favourite games of the year, right here!
So fun! Go support Eternal Strands so maybe one day I can get more!
December 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Denver is very sick and is most likely going to lose his eye, so my shop is 25% off right now to help with vet bills. Any support is extremely appreciated ♥️
www.etsy.com/shop/PinsbyK...
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Sorrowscope out here setting impossible goals.
Gemini: This is a great week to start a creative project. Try making something new like a blanket or a friend.
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
That's sad. Especially since we could be creating jobs and protecting the environment if we just stopped letting corporations have infinite profits.
"Which do you agree with most?"

Growth/Creating jobs should be the top priority, even if the environment suffers some: 57% (+33)

Protecting the environment should be given priority, even if it causes slower economic growth/some loss of jobs: 35% (-32)
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Making my own custom Gwent deck. Throw in Roach and some scorch cards and we are set 😆
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
well then, I have my first resolution for the New Year.
*curse more.

wow, I am so polite online. 😂
@smheyman.bsky.social has swears! They've used 87 profanities in their last 3,298 posts.

🥇 "hell" (18 times)
🥈 "shit" (14 times)
🥉 "ass" (10 times)
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
@profanity.accountant do I need a swear jar?
November 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Looks like Aloy made #15 in Guinness World Records Gamer's Edition 2026 top 100 list. Not too shabby for a Nora Outcast.
#HorizonZeroDawn #HorizonForbiddenWest
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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AI Slop Merchants, the purple guy is you
April 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I just made the most frivolous purchase
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Guys, Eternal Strands has a free demo.
You have no excuse.
Go try it and fall in love with Brynn, her Weaver Band, the Austin Wintory music, the bright, beautiful world, the physics based magic, the giant friend shaped enemies!
Just go, now. Stop depriving yourselves!
¿Cómo se dice EPIC en español? Eternal Strands lo sabe. 😉
Spanish localization is live for Eternal Strands! 🥳

Eager to give the game a spin first? The Prologue Demo is also now available on Steam, PlayStation 5, and the Epic Games Store. 🎮

👉 bit.ly/486L9Nx
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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She said no pickles!
#Expedition33
May 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This year's pride merch is 🔥🔥
Gentle reminder to everyone trying to figure out gift ideas for their hard-to-shop-for fam:

This website has hoodies, t-shirts, and other clothes printed with vintage vhs cassette graphics!
hoodielab.com/search-resul...
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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AND supporting your local library is super important! If you actually DO want books to be available to everyone, the library *already exists* and is staffed by the people who are deep in the trenches of fighting censorship! Supporting the library is doing actual good for your community!
TAPS SCREEN

For like the zillionth time: Libraries are FREE for you, but WE still get compensated for our work!!
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.

It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
oh please.
It didn't happen this time, but eventually hackers are going to get people's prompt histories and it's going to be wild
ChatGPT maker OpenAI reports data breach. Here’s what we know so far
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM