Can't help but think we need to start getting the DG campaign banners made up.

Not a serious country update

As an IT Professional on train with AWS region US-EAST-1 down, my first inkling about the ongoing worldwide outage came from a child's conversation about Roblox being down.

Please keep your emergency ten year old on hand at all terms to ensure full monitoring coverage.

The sandwich bit is an absolute highlight.

Sheffield General Cemetery are advertising their chapel as a small wedding venue.

No notes.

The wheel Starmer used:

Peas in a pod

Who would be the best prime minister?

Ed Davey, the only logical answer.

yougov.co.uk/politics/art...

Chat GPT's solution:

What a weird headline to come across my feed!

No it's not that David Mitchell, although it would make a good story for Eould I lie to you.

Dear British Podcasters/Authors/Content Creators

While I enjoy your content for my mental health and well-being, I try to limit the amount of exposure to Trump I have in a given day. If you're going to make every episode of your news podcast about him, I'm out.

I'm looking at you @newsagents

If only Melon Husk had watched The Simpsons episode where they showed us what happens when a novice designs a car.

Singapore's Clean and Green public health campaigns are my new Roman Empire.