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Smileyfacepicnic
@smileyfacepicnic.bsky.social
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Inheritor of the sword of Martin the Warrior. Assistant pig keeper. Poseidon's #1 hater. He/Him
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He would turn the other cheek
A screenshot of two different posts, one that says slap after an emoji ass with a drooling face followed by one that says Jesus bookended by two doves
October 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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I'd say he obviously listens to Rogan but i do not think he knows what a podcast is in the first place
Two tweets from Jose Canseco, the first says: l am here at the airport looking around surrounded by idiots and am an idiot imagine what our government thinks of us that's why they completely treat us like rats The second says: I should definitely run for president
June 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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"they'll be used by criminals and extremists !!!" Shut up bitch they'll be used by the state.
Tweet that says: Every prepper and wealthy person with top-notch security should now be implementing anti-drone defense measures for their properties, both static and active. There is a 100% chance that such drones wil sOon be used by criminals and extremists against private individuals.
June 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I haven't posted anything in a week lmao tf could I have said
Email from Blue sky suspending my account for 24 hours for violating ToS.
June 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Look at what he did
Chet Hanks
June 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Just found an important document
A sheet of paper with numbers and names written on it in poor handwriting
May 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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I'm sorry, trash, but you know this dude smoked a pack a day and sounded like a chainsaw.
From Marcel Marceau's Wikipedia page: According to Marceau, when he was five years of age, his mother took him to see a Charlie Chaplin film, which entranced him and led him to want to become a mime artist. The first time he used mime was after France was invaded, in order to keep Jewish children quiet while he helped them escape to Switzerland.
May 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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It's wild how you can just fill a jar up with a bunch of crap and it looks good
Four plants arranged around a couple of wooden crates. One of the crates has a small pile of rocks beside three old jars filled with rocks, driftwood, and potting mix.
April 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The ultimate predator
T-Rex but it's chubby like a small, round bird.
April 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Screenshot for a crowdfunding page for the first ever C-3PO gimp suit. $8964 of $12000 raised!
March 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Soon
Lesser Dog from Undertale after you've petted him so many times his head has begun to wrap around the screen
February 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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An echidna being held in someone's arm with its giant four headed dick hanging down
February 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Yeah you are
Broly with a fat ass
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Turns out Ursula K Le Guin invented Elden Ring in 1968.
From a wizard of earthsea: Im the hot sunlit pastures yellow flowers bloomed. "Sparkweed," said Jasper. "They grow where the wind dropped the ashes of burning Ilien, when Erreth-Akbe defended the Inward Isles from the Firelord." He blew on a withered flower head, and the seeds shaken loose went up on the wind like sparks of fire in the sun.
February 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Good morning :)
My plant wall in the morning light. There's a Cebu Blue Pothos on a diamond trellis, two creeping Jennys, a neon pothos, a Norfolk island pine, a snow Queen pothos, a baby sun rose, a nerve plant, and a snake plant.
February 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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MY SNAKE PLANT HAD A BABY ITS BEEN 84 YEARS
My snake plant. It is growing a pup.
January 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Brendan Fraser in all his glory as George of the Jungle
January 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Omg
Post from r/adultery asking if anyone's affair partner had checked in on them during the LA fires.
January 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Are you telling me this wasn't real?!? 😭😭😭
3d generated image of a man fucking a T-Rex.
January 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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I recently chatGPT'd Aristotle
Personally, I read a bunch of classics in high register in college. I guess it was fun. I recently ChatGPT'd Aristotle into readable English, finished it around 5x as fast as a translation, and I felt I got the main gist of things. Idk does the pain incurred actually teach much?
January 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Soon
Screen grab of Undertale after you have pet the lesser dog so many times his head has gone off the top of the screen, come back down, and gone off the bottom of the screen.
December 25, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Broly from Dragon Ball Z squatting down, naked, from behind, with the biggest, roundest ass in the history of big round asses.
December 14, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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R/plants post. If I plant enough plants can I reverse everything I have caused in climate change? Answer: no.
December 12, 2024 at 10:56 PM
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Creeping Jenny
Creeping Jenny hanging down over some crates and tools.
December 8, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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Here you go. Ignore the part on the right I went through a phase.
Spotify wrapped. 1. Invocation array, 2. mechina, 3. Frozen crown, 4. Binary haze interactive, 5. Vindsvept. Top songs are all invocation array lmao.
December 4, 2024 at 4:16 PM