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💀 Jaime (Smitty) ✏🎨
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Cartoonist. Writing/drawing my 1st original comic FINALLY. ☆ IG/Threads: smits76 ☆ 🔞 ☆ linktr.ee/smitshappens
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I keep trying to open a dialogue with publishing professionals, but I am essentially a no one, and I've been repeatedly ignored.

I'm not saying this for pity. I'm saying if you want things to change, someone with a bigger name is going to have to step up.
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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I've decided to try pittie marketing. Lemme know what y'all think of my campaign. If it works, you can buy shadecursed here! mybook.to/tBuq
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Something I think I need to post every day at this point...

Generative AI CANNOT become GENERAL AI. They are not designed the same way. Not only that, but a real general AI can't work at all with our current power infrastructure.

The companies who are trying to sell this as a thing... 1/2
October 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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What if everyone who was using AI because of the claim that "everyone is using it" just

didn't
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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With yet another medium press closing, I urge people who pirate books to look in your heart and, you know... Realize what you're doing to authors. There's a difference between pirating from a studio that makes billions of dollars... 1/2
October 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Douglas Adams in HHG:

"To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.

To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”
October 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Lion: Hey, I'm going to walk through this break in the fence and go eat people.
Democrats: But that's not allowed.
Lion: I'm going to do it anyway.
Democrats: Very well. But don't do it again.

1/4
September 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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proud baltimore oriole on a stick, must be fall
A proud Baltimore Oriole on a stick.
September 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Oops, I forgot to post this one the other day. This is another Fell from the Raksura books. This is the bruiser--a major kethel.
September 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Let's please remember that Kimmel wasn't the only person fired for giving an opinion. The kneejerk reaction from corporations to comply in advance cost a lot of people their livelihoods. All for doing their jobs.
Karen Attiah, a Washington Post opinion writer fired this month for her social media posts about the assassination of Charlie Kirk, has filed a grievance arguing that she should have been allowed to share her views on news events under the company’s labor agreement and social media policy.
Karen Attiah Says Firing by Washington Post Violated Labor Agreement
The company fired Karen Attiah this month for her social media posts related to Charlie Kirk’s assassination.
nyti.ms
September 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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oh ya y'all if I get raptured you can have my stereo.
September 23, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Yeah this is borderline enraging. They're going to try to extend this to artwork too, I bet. And I have posted hundreds of my works online. I can't register all of those. This is fucking ridiculous. All so corporations can make more money.
I'm glad to see this... But I'm also angry that it needs to happen. We've been told we get automatic copyright, but now we're being told it's useless protection if it's not registered.

It'll cost me $750 to register all my published work, not including my website. I can't afford that.
Update: we just received a statement from Macmillan/Tor taking full responsibility for failing to register copyright, promising to make us whole and pay us any settlement money we lost out on due to that error, and promising to find & correct the lapses that caused this.

Every pub should do this.
September 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Apparently all those how-to guides telling you to NEVER register a copyright before querying (because it's unprofessional) were full of shit.

Publishing has to change. I encourage authors to be very wary of tradpub. Follow up to make sure they're not screwing you over.
Today is the day authors are learning how many of their publishers straight up blew off registering copyright and I feel like that deserves a class action suit of its own if it costs everyone their settlement money from the Anthropic suit... 😒🤬
Tor just straight up didn't register the copyright for two of our books, even though they were contractually obligated to do so.

One day I will FULLY describe that shit show. But not today.
August 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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🦴🦴🦴 Fossils are scientific evidence, and shouldn’t be auctioned for millions to private buyers 🦴🦴🦴
August 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Can we maybe have TARRASQUE TUESDAY???
August 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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and listen.

You have to LEAVE Redbubble.

You can't leave for 5 days then go back because that's what you know.

Other sites are watching now. If 50% of all profits works, other sites will do the same thing.

Leave. Don't look back.
August 11, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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hello! Who would like to "own a lib" by purchasing my book today? (when you purchase my book, you also purchase a small piece of me, thus owning a lib :3)

mybook.to/XYE7
Shadecursed: The Bestiary Book One (The Bestiary Trilogy 1)
Shadecursed: The Bestiary Book One (The Bestiary Trilogy 1) - Kindle edition by Christie, Aeryn. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Shadecursed: The Bestiary Book One (The Bestiary Trilogy 1).
mybook.to
August 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Guys, check this out! :O :O :O
The Epic Sale of Beloved SFF is live! Now until Aug 11 over 100 #SFF books--each recommended by someone who loved it--discounted to 0.99 USD (or equivalent local currency) or less, including mine! Check 'em out via the sale page link:

talesfromthecircle.com/epicsale2025...

#BelovedSFFBooks | 💙📚🪐
August 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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This is why Bestiary 2 is so slow. I have now had two months with no sales. I am so excited about the end, but if no one's reading it, what motivation do I have? It's soul-crushing.
Hey. Hey.

Please don’t wait for an indie book series to be finished before you pick up the books. Just buy them. Don’t wait.

So MANY indie series never get finished because the author gets zero sales on the opening volumes and gives up.

Give them a reason to keep going.

Buy the books.
July 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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This year, Count Chocula, Boo Berry, and Franken Berry are getting a stylish makeover in celebration of the Jim Henson Company’s 70th anniversary, and they admire their new look in a new behind the scenes video:
July 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Keep calling Visa. It’s working.
July 29, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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July 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Meadow and Ptery are friends with benefits! Ptery is aromantic, but definitely enjoys a romp now and then, while Meadow--like all fauns--is polyamorous and almost completely incapable of jealousy.
July 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM